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Post by President Doom on Sept 13, 2019 19:54:27 GMT -7
"My feelings for you have not really changed. Doom simply...let it go." Doom then scanned the room. "If anyone invoked that idiot child's song from that insipid movie..."
Sinister Juniro leaned into Franklin. "He's a bit of a fixer upper, ain't he?"
Franklin laughed.
"DOOM UNDERSTANDS THE REFERRENCE FOOL!!" Doom pointed at him. "Lucky for you, Doom needs to retain your good graces."
"Well...he grew up only a tiny bit." Ben shook his head.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 13, 2019 19:58:44 GMT -7
"My feelings for you have not really changed. Doom simply...let it go." Doom then scanned the room. "If anyone invoked that idiot child's song from that insipid movie..." Sinister Juniro leaned into Franklin. "He's a bit of a fixer upper, ain't he?" Franklin laughed. "DOOM UNDERSTANDS THE REFERRENCE FOOL!!" Doom pointed at him. "Lucky for you, Doom needs to retain your good graces." "Well...he grew up only a tiny bit." Ben shook his head. "Yeah... same egotistical jerk, more benign nature." remarked Sue. "Like potato chips, same taste, different brand."
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Post by President Doom on Sept 13, 2019 20:06:45 GMT -7
"What flavor?" Thing chuckled.
"One of those wield Lays new flavor promos that don't work out." Franklin said, smirking.
"And we got skin growing." Herr Sinister laughed. "It's coming along and...wow, i see why the marriage worked out." He snickered.
Franklin turned away. "Oh jeez, can't you cover that up?"
"Not until he is out. You want him to fuse with underwear or something?" Herr Sinister said.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 13, 2019 20:33:07 GMT -7
"What flavor?" Thing chuckled. "One of those wield Lays new flavor promos that don't work out." Franklin said, smirking. "And we got skin growing." Herr Sinister laughed. "It's coming along and...wow, i see why the marriage worked out." He snickered. Franklin turned away. "Oh jeez, can't you cover that up?" "Not until he is out. You want him to fuse with underwear or something?" Herr Sinister said. "Geez... now you know that his brain isn't the only enormous thing in him." uttered Sue.
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Post by President Doom on Sept 14, 2019 7:42:07 GMT -7
"MOM!!" Franklin yelled.
"I knew. Public showers at the gym and all that." Ben said to her.
"Ugh." Doom groaned. "To lower yourself to such a degree as to use those."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 14, 2019 8:19:50 GMT -7
"MOM!!" Franklin yelled. "I knew. Public showers at the gym and all that." Ben said to her. "Ugh." Doom groaned. "To lower yourself to such a degree as to use those." "I used them too back then... saw other girls... made me question my sexuality at times." said Sue to Ben.
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Post by President Doom on Sept 15, 2019 17:49:42 GMT -7
Franklin turned. "Well someone out there in the multiverse is."
"Oi vey." Thing looked. "OK LOOK, THE EASY BAKE CLONE TUBE IS DONE BAKING!!!" Ben yelled to change the topic.
"No...there was no ding." Prism said as it happened. "Now he's done."
"Says the mass produced made in bulk cookie." Harpoon teased.
"Seriously fuck all you guys." Prism muttered.
"Ok now...we open." Mister Sinister said. "Franklin, you can will a suit into existence....now." Sinister said as the copy was now fully clothed with an exact replica suit. "God i wish cloning you was viable. But you all seem to go Mad Jim Jaspers on me."
"I hate that guy..." Franklin muttered.
"I know. What is with my fellow Englishmen and power making them weird?" Sinister said. "Herr...lid the clone with the receiving device. Reed...have you ever tried meditation or some form of mental relaxation exercise?"
"Reed...meditatin'. Oh crimminey. You could throw Shang-Chi, Doc Strange an' ol' Iron Fist at him and get nowhere. Reed would have to put down his beakers and tear himself away from his computer for 3 seconds first." Ben laughed.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 15, 2019 17:58:59 GMT -7
Franklin turned. "Well someone out there in the multiverse is." "Oi vey." Thing looked. "OK LOOK, THE EASY BAKE CLONE TUBE IS DONE BAKING!!!" Ben yelled to change the topic. "No...there was no ding." Prism said as it happened. "Now he's done." "Says the mass produced made in bulk cookie." Harpoon teased. "Seriously fuck all you guys." Prism muttered. "Ok now...we open." Mister Sinister said. "Franklin, you can will a suit into existence....now." Sinister said as the copy was now fully clothed with an exact replica suit. "God i wish cloning you was viable. But you all seem to go Mad Jim Jaspers on me." "I hate that guy..." Franklin muttered. "I know. What is with my fellow Englishmen and power making them weird?" Sinister said. "Herr...lid the clone with the receiving device. Reed...have you ever tried meditation or some form of mental relaxation exercise?" "Reed...meditatin'. Oh crimminey. You could throw Shang-Chi, Doc Strange an' ol' Iron Fist at him and get nowhere. Reed would have to put down his beakers and tear himself away from his computer for 3 seconds first." Ben laughed. "I don't know, Ben... remember when we faced Psycho-Man and we couldn't escape from our barriers? I used meditation in order to turn myself to slime and slide through mine." said Reed, recalling a battle with Psycho-Man. "I'm ready, Sinister."
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Post by President Doom on Sept 15, 2019 19:48:46 GMT -7
"Ok....do that." Sinister said.
"You mean when you were forced to and cut off from yer lab? My point remains." Ben smiled. "Lemme have this win Reed, how often does a guy like me outwith an egghead like you?"
"I can calculate to odds to the thousandth if you like Grimm." Doom teased him.
"Bite me Doomsie." Ben said. "God, why were you not this playful in college?"
"Too busy defying the laws of heaven and Hell with science." Doom walked up. "I will put my hands upon you and reach into your mind. Sinister, bolster me."
Sinister put his hand on Doom's shoulder. "Let's get fun." He smiled. "Herr, give us a minute and flip the switch."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 16, 2019 3:57:13 GMT -7
"Ok....do that." Sinister said. "You mean when you were forced to and cut off from yer lab? My point remains." Ben smiled. "Lemme have this win Reed, how often does a guy like me outwith an egghead like you?" "I can calculate to odds to the thousandth if you like Grimm." Doom teased him. "Bite me Doomsie." Ben said. "God, why were you not this playful in college?" "Too busy defying the laws of heaven and Hell with science." Doom walked up. "I will put my hands upon you and reach into your mind. Sinister, bolster me." Sinister put his hand on Doom's shoulder. "Let's get fun." He smiled. "Herr, give us a minute and flip the switch." "Okay, Ben... I'll let you have this one." said Reed, chuckling before closing his eyes and going into a meditational trance.
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Post by President Doom on Oct 19, 2019 19:29:54 GMT -7
"Good, now that the task is done, we can drop the charade."
A door opened and in walked a lithe man witha helmet. There was an X on it. "Hello Reed, everyone. Now that you are cured, we can stop with the nightmareish pretenses of...Sinistertopia."
"Oh come on Charles." Herr Sinister said. "I wanted to see if someone would actually try to buy from the gift shop."
"Charles Xavier?" Franklin asked.
"Yes...but not yours." Charles said as he held out his hands. "Welcome...to Krakoa!!"
Franklin paused. "How...did you hide that from me? I lived in a Krakoa based biosphere. I know how he should feel."
"It took some doing, and forgive the deception. We have yet to fully set up, and we need to keep a low profile before approaching NATO. But Reed...you need to thank Krakoa itself. That substance...Krakoan flowers in a chemical compound. We are going to sell it as a drug soon for humans to buy soon enough as a source of national income. I ask you to not try and get a sample. You would offend the Island and...Krakoa's not quite so forgiving." Xavier said to them.
"Nation? Flowers? What is going on here?" Ben asked.
"Mutant salvation." Sinister said. "Another nation, in case Genosha fails. Which...given Max's track record..." Sinister shrugged. "And we are trying to be on people's good sides. We'd have just given you pills to cure the cancer, but I noticed it would not undo the damage in your body due to the uniqueness of your radiation based mutation. You'd wind up with...well you'd wish there were little blue pills for your skeleton. So...you needed more than just...a cure. You needed a new body."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Oct 19, 2019 19:42:09 GMT -7
"Good, now that the task is done, we can drop the charade." A door opened and in walked a lithe man witha helmet. There was an X on it. "Hello Reed, everyone. Now that you are cured, we can stop with the nightmareish pretenses of...Sinistertopia." "Oh come on Charles." Herr Sinister said. "I wanted to see if someone would actually try to buy from the gift shop." "Charles Xavier?" Franklin asked. "Yes...but not yours." Charles said as he held out his hands. "Welcome...to Krakoa!!" Franklin paused. "How...did you hide that from me? I lived in a Krakoa based biosphere. I know how he should feel." "It took some doing, and forgive the deception. We have yet to fully set up, and we need to keep a low profile before approaching NATO. But Reed...you need to thank Krakoa itself. That substance...Krakoan flowers in a chemical compound. We are going to sell it as a drug soon for humans to buy soon enough as a source of national income. I ask you to not try and get a sample. You would offend the Island and...Krakoa's not quite so forgiving." Xavier said to them. "Nation? Flowers? What is going on here?" Ben asked. "Mutant salvation." Sinister said. "Another nation, in case Genosha fails. Which...given Max's track record..." Sinister shrugged. "And we are trying to be on people's good sides. We'd have just given you pills to cure the cancer, but I noticed it would not undo the damage in your body due to the uniqueness of your radiation based mutation. You'd wind up with...well you'd wish there were little blue pills for your skeleton. So...you needed more than just...a cure. You needed a new body." "Well... I guess I can thank you for giving me a new lease on life." said Reed. He then looked at Charles. "So... you are using your medical drug as a way to earn profits?" asked Reed. "Damn... the island is... alive?" uttered Sue.
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Post by President Doom on Oct 19, 2019 20:35:31 GMT -7
"A country needs something to make it appealing to outside nations, yet appear strong. I do not wish to repeat Max's strongarming, I want Krakoa to be a nation where we are seen as a positive, in spite of our strong stances we will be taking. I did this similarly on my world, witha Moira much more seasoned and hardened. This place...will be my do over." Xavier said. "Our paradise done MY way."
He looked at Doom. "President Doom. It is good to see you able to get over yourself in some space and time. Your son will be glad to know that."
"What of Kristoff?" Doom asked.
"Wrong one. Can i do the Maury?" Sinister asked.
Xavier nodded.
"Come on in. and Victor Von Doom, results are in...YOU ARE THE FATHER!!" He pointed as Xraven walked in. "Xraven...Seriously, move."
Xraven looked at his father, scoffed and stepped aside to reveal...Alexander Flynn.
Doom stared. "What is this farce?"
"Well, not that mature. I now have legal evidence Father." He smiled.
"...well, wrong Father at any rate. I am not of this past...exactly. Still...if he does not acknowledge you, I will. Doom would be a fool to distrust a man who is both the expert of his field, yet wise enough not to mess with a man overlooking his past sins." Doom 2099 said.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Oct 20, 2019 5:00:04 GMT -7
"A country needs something to make it appealing to outside nations, yet appear strong. I do not wish to repeat Max's strongarming, I want Krakoa to be a nation where we are seen as a positive, in spite of our strong stances we will be taking. I did this similarly on my world, witha Moira much more seasoned and hardened. This place...will be my do over." Xavier said. "Our paradise done MY way." He looked at Doom. "President Doom. It is good to see you able to get over yourself in some space and time. Your son will be glad to know that." "What of Kristoff?" Doom asked. "Wrong one. Can i do the Maury?" Sinister asked. Xavier nodded. "Come on in. and Victor Von Doom, results are in...YOU ARE THE FATHER!!" He pointed as Xraven walked in. "Xraven...Seriously, move." Xraven looked at his father, scoffed and stepped aside to reveal...Alexander Flynn. Doom stared. "What is this farce?" "Well, not that mature. I now have legal evidence Father." He smiled. "...well, wrong Father at any rate. I am not of this past...exactly. Still...if he does not acknowledge you, I will. Doom would be a fool to distrust a man who is both the expert of his field, yet wise enough not to mess with a man overlooking his past sins." Doom 2099 said. "Well... I guess you can add another heir to your list... at least, present day you does." said Sue.
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Post by President Doom on Oct 20, 2019 7:31:35 GMT -7
"You overestimate my younger self." Doom 2099 said to Susan. "The problem with hindsight after a crippling defeat. It lets you see you as the petulant child you were."
"Are we sure this is my Father?" Flynn scoffed. "Such humility was alien to him."
"Watch your mouth Boy." Doom said.
"Victor Von Doom, you watch yours." Sir Sinister said, standing right behind him. "He is a citizen of Krakoa...and technically, you a bereft any political protection as you are a foreign element to this era."
"Valid Point Clone." Doom went quiet.
"So...you are gathering Mutants?" Thing said.
"On three fronts. In fact we have help from two of Doom's Era. The Driver and the Graverobber." Xavier turned. "And yes we cured Driver of his madness and...restore all he thought lost due to issues with Nitroburn coming under fire. I managed to revive my sentient Cerebro and he has not only reformed but...he is of great use." Xavier looked. "Little secret, Sinister does have a gene sample of every native and permanent resident of Earth. Constantly updating that's to a secret network. However...while he can clone bodies, the minds...we we need a basis, like we did Reed."
"Why do you need to clone bodies?" Thing said.
"For the Dead." Doom turned. "Garth Simenon...you use the Graverobber to bring the mind back from the dead. But they do not come back whole." Doom said.
"Well...since he was gifted to us by Mojo. We worked out a deal. Spiral...she has ways of getting around that. It gives him the ratings he loves. He loves us Mutants...and who doesn't like seeing old favorites come back from the dead? So Garth brings back the mind, we remake the body and Cerebro and I do a transfer, and your son uses his telepathy to remove any PTSD related issues. He has come a long way, and should we hit a wall...we hold a Contest. And yes...I have met that third me, the Juggernaut. Who knew I could be as clumsy as Cain with the gem?" He shrugged.
"Wait...then why did we use Doomsie?" Thing asked.
"To see if we can have others do it. Besides...when you have an able anchor that knows you, it does help the results some." Xavier said. "Did more with less for more a solid transference."
Doom stated. "Intriguing. So you are then using the Driver to ferry mutants here safely via digitization into Nitroburn's digital storage?"
"Those in need of help, or are wounded. The digitization preserves them in their wounded states. Should someone be fatally wounded, it keeps them safe for us to make a back up body and such." Xavier said. "See, this time around, I am able to let some humans in, though...regulation and screening are important. Plus, we need to be understood that...death holds no meaning for anyone here." Xavier said plainly. "We are as undying as Nathaniel now."
Sinister smiled. "Gotta love it, huh?"
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