Post by President Doom on Nov 21, 2018 1:17:10 GMT -7
Name: Jack Hammer
Alias: Weasel, The House
Race: Human
Faction: X-Force
Theme Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISL2cZ2iAZw Flo Rida - G.D.F.R. ft. Sage The Gemini and Lookas
Voiced by: TJ MIller (NSFW lingo)
Image/Appearance:
Weasel:
House:
History: Weasel attended the same college as Peter Parker. If not for a time traveling Deadpool posing as Peter Parker and taking Weasel on a drinking binge, Weasel's life as an A student wouldn't have been ruined, ending up with him as a loser specializing in technology. He eventually became a weapons dealer and partner to Deadpool, as well as a somewhat reluctant friend.
Weasel's friendship with Deadpool took him to Madripoor where he was present during the hunt for Tolliver's will, wherein Deadpool, Copycat, Garrison Kane & Slayback were all seeking out what the late and mysterious Mr. Tolliver's weapons cache contained. This mission, like others Weasel would accompany Deadpool on, would nearly cost him his life; though Weasel isn't quite as defenseless as his meek demeanor might suggest as, at one point during this story he defends himself against the mercenary Comcast; shooting him in the head.
Later, Weasel develops a strange relationship with Deadpool's live-in buddy/hostage, " Blind Al". Blind Al is easily twice Weasel's age and is a frail old woman and yet Weasel is compelled to spend time with her while Deadpool isn't around, against Deadpool's wishes. On one such occasion Deadpool catches Weasel in his house and locks both Weasel and Blind Al in "the box"; a room bereft of light but full of pointed objects, both stationary and swinging to jab themselves upon. Somehow or other, after this, Weasel and Deadpool still manage to patch things up.
He once took control of a Hydra base, becoming their leader and inventing the "Penetrator," a device that provided much innuendo and could also teleport people anywhere. He equipped all of the Hydra agents with one, and had the devices programmed to send them away. Wolverine attacked the base, not realizing that Weasel was just executing an elaborate plan. Wolverine damaged the armor, and Weasel quickly tried to explain that it was called the penetraitor armor, and that he was trying to remove the agents from the base. The damaged penetrator then sent Weasel, Deadpool, and Bob, Agent of HYDRA, tumbling through space and time, although Weasel was separated from the other two.
Eventually Weasel traveled to Las Vegas in hopes of getting some quick cash at the casinos, however he soon learned that when super villains need cash they don't rob banks, they rob casinos and rather than get money from one casino why not charge for his services as a "bodyguard" and earn money from all of them.
It was then that using a suit of armor he made, Weasel became "The House" (Because in Las Vegas the house always wins)
Weasel eventually was hired to kill Deadpool, when Deadpool blew up the club of a man who talked trash about him on television. Weasel managed to take Deadpool down and put him in his own upgraded version of "The Box" however Deadpool escaped and offered to make a deal with Weasel and that if he refused he would beat him to death with a hammer. Weasel accepted Deadpool's offer in order to earn twice the cash and to prevent from being killed.
Equipment: House Armor: The House Armor allows Weasel to lift 40 tons, is made a super durable but light alloy that can take heavy gunfire and explosive s and show little to no damage. The arms also house power laser blasters that can blast holes through an armored truck. He can also fire stun beams strong enough to stop a Rhino or concussive blasts that can send a car flying. He also had flight capacity, able to travel at 60 mph and well as a concealed missile launcher in his shoulder ports.
Powers: None
Skill: Genius Intelligence: Hacker, inventor, knowledge of many weapons, as well as an aptitude for science, including genetic engineering.
Weaknesses: She is human outside of his armor
Trivia:
- If anyone wants to app the Patient Zero version of Weasel as an AU guy, go ahead.
- He is not related to Justin Hammer, at least he hopes not. He saw a sexy pic of Sasha Hammer in a magazine once and...well..that's NSFW
- He remembers Jessica Jones and Cindy Moon from Midtown High.
Alias: Weasel, The House
Race: Human
Faction: X-Force
Theme Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISL2cZ2iAZw Flo Rida - G.D.F.R. ft. Sage The Gemini and Lookas
Voiced by: TJ MIller (NSFW lingo)
Image/Appearance:
Weasel:
House:
History: Weasel attended the same college as Peter Parker. If not for a time traveling Deadpool posing as Peter Parker and taking Weasel on a drinking binge, Weasel's life as an A student wouldn't have been ruined, ending up with him as a loser specializing in technology. He eventually became a weapons dealer and partner to Deadpool, as well as a somewhat reluctant friend.
Weasel's friendship with Deadpool took him to Madripoor where he was present during the hunt for Tolliver's will, wherein Deadpool, Copycat, Garrison Kane & Slayback were all seeking out what the late and mysterious Mr. Tolliver's weapons cache contained. This mission, like others Weasel would accompany Deadpool on, would nearly cost him his life; though Weasel isn't quite as defenseless as his meek demeanor might suggest as, at one point during this story he defends himself against the mercenary Comcast; shooting him in the head.
Later, Weasel develops a strange relationship with Deadpool's live-in buddy/hostage, " Blind Al". Blind Al is easily twice Weasel's age and is a frail old woman and yet Weasel is compelled to spend time with her while Deadpool isn't around, against Deadpool's wishes. On one such occasion Deadpool catches Weasel in his house and locks both Weasel and Blind Al in "the box"; a room bereft of light but full of pointed objects, both stationary and swinging to jab themselves upon. Somehow or other, after this, Weasel and Deadpool still manage to patch things up.
He once took control of a Hydra base, becoming their leader and inventing the "Penetrator," a device that provided much innuendo and could also teleport people anywhere. He equipped all of the Hydra agents with one, and had the devices programmed to send them away. Wolverine attacked the base, not realizing that Weasel was just executing an elaborate plan. Wolverine damaged the armor, and Weasel quickly tried to explain that it was called the penetraitor armor, and that he was trying to remove the agents from the base. The damaged penetrator then sent Weasel, Deadpool, and Bob, Agent of HYDRA, tumbling through space and time, although Weasel was separated from the other two.
Eventually Weasel traveled to Las Vegas in hopes of getting some quick cash at the casinos, however he soon learned that when super villains need cash they don't rob banks, they rob casinos and rather than get money from one casino why not charge for his services as a "bodyguard" and earn money from all of them.
It was then that using a suit of armor he made, Weasel became "The House" (Because in Las Vegas the house always wins)
Weasel eventually was hired to kill Deadpool, when Deadpool blew up the club of a man who talked trash about him on television. Weasel managed to take Deadpool down and put him in his own upgraded version of "The Box" however Deadpool escaped and offered to make a deal with Weasel and that if he refused he would beat him to death with a hammer. Weasel accepted Deadpool's offer in order to earn twice the cash and to prevent from being killed.
Equipment: House Armor: The House Armor allows Weasel to lift 40 tons, is made a super durable but light alloy that can take heavy gunfire and explosive s and show little to no damage. The arms also house power laser blasters that can blast holes through an armored truck. He can also fire stun beams strong enough to stop a Rhino or concussive blasts that can send a car flying. He also had flight capacity, able to travel at 60 mph and well as a concealed missile launcher in his shoulder ports.
Powers: None
Skill: Genius Intelligence: Hacker, inventor, knowledge of many weapons, as well as an aptitude for science, including genetic engineering.
Weaknesses: She is human outside of his armor
Trivia:
- If anyone wants to app the Patient Zero version of Weasel as an AU guy, go ahead.
- He is not related to Justin Hammer, at least he hopes not. He saw a sexy pic of Sasha Hammer in a magazine once and...well..that's NSFW
- He remembers Jessica Jones and Cindy Moon from Midtown High.
