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Post by President Doom on Nov 14, 2018 1:26:36 GMT -7
"Yeah, I'm fine. Really. I...wait...Deadpool sense tingling." Deadpool began to look around.
"You don't have a Deadpool sense." A voice said before a gunshot rang out.
Deadpool called out in pain ad he grabbed his knee. "What the Hell Foolkiller?" Deadpool looked up at him.
"I'm not headshooting you in front of women. Now get up. We got something we actually need you for." The mercenary said as he put away a beretta.
"Don't fret girls. Long story short, he screwed us out of money big time and FK does that to work out any tension before they talk. It's kind of their thing." Slapstick said as he walked past them. "Me...I sometimes bash him with a hammer. We're talking a few mil ladies, not chump change."
"Harmon, how's not having a penis going for you?" Wade said as his knee mended.
"I...FUCK YOU WADE!!" Slapstick turned, but was stopped by his partner.
"ENOUGH, SLAPSTICK...THE JOB." Foolkiller said. "Wade, it's serious. Lady Octopus is making a big push. We gotta get into a base and get something off her hard drive. The problem is the goons she has on payroll. Mr. Nobody and someone that made us think of you."
"Who would this be?" Deadpool asked.
"I dunno, can you say his name?" Foolkiller smirked.
"FRANCIS!!!" Deadpool yelled.
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"It wasn't that part that caused our split Peter. Look...I..." MJ looked him in the eye. "If you can handle staring down Eddie Brock at his worst. If you can handle the Sinister Six solo. And Hell...if you can put up with Deadpool...asking someone out is not beyond you."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 14, 2018 4:35:25 GMT -7
"Yeah, I'm fine. Really. I...wait...Deadpool sense tingling." Deadpool began to look around. "You don't have a Deadpool sense." A voice said before a gunshot rang out. Deadpool called out in pain ad he grabbed his knee. "What the Hell Foolkiller?" Deadpool looked up at him. "I'm not headshooting you in front of women. Now get up. We got something we actually need you for." The mercenary said as he put away a beretta. "Don't fret girls. Long story short, he screwed us out of money big time and FK does that to work out any tension before they talk. It's kind of their thing." Slapstick said as he walked past them. "Me...I sometimes bash him with a hammer. We're talking a few mil ladies, not chump change." "Harmon, how's not having a penis going for you?" Wade said as his knee mended. "I...FUCK YOU WADE!!" Slapstick turned, but was stopped by his partner. "ENOUGH, SLAPSTICK...THE JOB." Foolkiller said. "Wade, it's serious. Lady Octopus is making a big push. We gotta get into a base and get something off her hard drive. The problem is the goons she has on payroll. Mr. Nobody and someone that made us think of you." "Who would this be?" Deadpool asked. "I dunno, can you say his name?" Foolkiller smirked. "FRANCIS!!!" Deadpool yelled. -------- "It wasn't that part that caused our split Peter. Look...I..." MJ looked him in the eye. "If you can handle staring down Eddie Brock at his worst. If you can handle the Sinister Six solo. And Hell...if you can put up with Deadpool...asking someone out is not beyond you." "I'm going too!!! Fuckin' hell, bro, you never have money to pay these fools back!!!" said Wanda. "Colorful bunch, aren't they?" remarked Felicia. "No kiddin'." said Penny. --- Peter looked at MJ and smiled. "Thanks, MJ... you really make me feel better." said Peter. He then held her hands. "I really miss these kinda moments." said Peter. "People say that I'm a dumb idiot for ever *cough* breaking up *cough* with you... *cough* blasted asthma." Peter then grabs his inhaler and starts puffing. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 20, 2018 3:27:07 GMT -7
"Who the fuck is Francis?" Slapstick asked.
"A major waste of splooge, calling himself Ajax. Old friend from Weapon X. Constantly abused me. Killed him twice. Guy can't stay down." Deadpool explained to her. "Gotta make it stick this time, y'know?"
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"It was a mutual parting and...I get that too. Peter...it isn't that I don't love you. I always have. I just...I need you to trust me. I'm not some...object to protect. I get it, I really do. But even Spider Jonah agrees...it is a bit much." MJ said to him.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 20, 2018 7:16:43 GMT -7
"Who the fuck is Francis?" Slapstick asked. "A major waste of splooge, calling himself Ajax. Old friend from Weapon X. Constantly abused me. Killed him twice. Guy can't stay down." Deadpool explained to her. "Gotta make it stick this time, y'know?"------- "It was a mutual parting and...I get that too. Peter...it isn't that I don't love you. I always have. I just...I need you to trust me. I'm not some...object to protect. I get it, I really do. But even Spider Jonah agrees...it is a bit much." MJ said to him. "You always make it stick..." remarked Wanda as she was looking down at Deadpool's waist. --- "I know, but it's hard... especially after... I lost her..." said Peter, referring to Gwen Stacy. Suddenly, Debra Whitman runs in. "Peter, MJ!!! It's Carl!!! He's gonna jump from the top of the science building!!!" said Debra. "Oh, no..." said Peter as he started running toward the science building. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 21, 2018 2:56:52 GMT -7
"Can you not? I ate recently." Walking up was a giant Mecha. "Hey...I'm here. You called me Wade?" "Weasel, sweet." Deadpool clapped. "Here we go now. Now...anyone else coming?"[/color] He glanced at Felicia and Angelica. ---------- "What the Hell Carl?" MJ took off after him. |
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 21, 2018 5:15:05 GMT -7
"Can you not? I ate recently." Walking up was a giant Mecha. "Hey...I'm here. You called me Wade?" "Weasel, sweet." Deadpool clapped. "Here we go now. Now...anyone else coming?" He glanced at Felicia and Angelica. ---------- "What the Hell Carl?" MJ took off after him. Angelica and Felicia looked at each other and then at Deadpool. "Sure, why not?" said Felicia. "Well, too bad I can't... I gotta go someplace." said Angelica as she walked out. She then ran toward the bushes and extended her arms. "FIRESTAR!!!" said Angelica as she started changing. --- Peter ran up the stairs. At the top of the building, Carl Morrell was standing on the edge of the roof. He looked at the ground. Suddenly, Peter walked in. "CARL!!!" said Peter. Carl turned around and drew his handgun, aiming it at Peter. Peter came to a sudden stop once he saw Carl with the gun. "Stay back, Peter!!! I don't want to shoot you, but if you try to stop me, then I'll have to." said Carl. "Carl... I know you have lost so many people... but this isn't what they would want." said Peter. "Oh, yeah? Why not? I failed them all. This is what I deserve." said Carl. "Carl, listen... we can help you..." said Peter as he walked forward. "Stop right there!!!" yelled Carl as he fired. "AGH!!!" yelled Peter as the bullet grazed his shoulder. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 21, 2018 10:19:12 GMT -7
House stood there. "Is it ok that I know who they are?"
Deadpool looked at him. "Well yeah, you're not gonna snitch. I know where you live." Deadpool then smiled under his mask.
"I really don't give two shits." Foolkiller said. "People have two categories with me, she's in the not a fool one."
"Did...anyone else hear a gun?" Slapstick said.
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"As much as he pisses me off, don't shoot the guy." The gun barrel was webbed up as a crimson clad man squatted behind him. "You are not faster than me Morrell. Give it up. You jump, I catch. You attack...I drop you. The gun is clogged. Now...stop with this PTSD shit and get your head back on."
"B..Scarlet..." MJ looked around. "Ben Reilly, that is not how you talk to someone like this."
"Been here, did this...was close enough to a wall to stop myself MJ." Ben said, unflinching, unmoving aside from adjusting his shooters. "Impact Webbing is prepped. Wanna be stuck to a wall for an hour Carl?"
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 21, 2018 13:26:52 GMT -7
House stood there. "Is it ok that I know who they are?" Deadpool looked at him. "Well yeah, you're not gonna snitch. I know where you live." Deadpool then smiled under his mask. "I really don't give two shits." Foolkiller said. "People have two categories with me, she's in the not a fool one." "Did...anyone else hear a gun?" Slapstick said. --------- "As much as he pisses me off, don't shoot the guy." The gun barrel was webbed up as a crimson clad man squatted behind him. "You are not faster than me Morrell. Give it up. You jump, I catch. You attack...I drop you. The gun is clogged. Now...stop with this PTSD shit and get your head back on." "B..Scarlet..." MJ looked around. "Ben Reilly, that is not how you talk to someone like this." "Been here, did this...was close enough to a wall to stop myself MJ." Ben said, unflinching, unmoving aside from adjusting his shooters. "Impact Webbing is prepped. Wanna be stuck to a wall for an hour Carl?" Felicia turned around. She had heard the shot as well. "I heard it... and I don't like it." said Felicia as she ran out of the library. Firestar had also heard the shot and flew to the science building. --- Carl looked at Ben. "Why should it matter to you? After all, no one cares about what would happen to me!!!" yelled Carl. "That's where you're wrong, Carl... if we didn't care... we wouldn't be here stopping you..." said Peter as he held his shoulder. Carl looked at Peter as his hand trembled. "C'mon, Carl... I have suffered loss like you, but this is not how you should handle it... I have a friend who could help you..." said Peter. Firestar flew in and landed beside Scarlet Spider. "I hope you're not being rough on the guy." said Firestar. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 21, 2018 13:48:22 GMT -7
"I am a thing made in a lab from his blood. I lived most of my life believing a lie, that Pinocchio was the real boy. You know what it's like to have a mother, to grow up, to be 100% human. Who are you to complain about a messed up life Morrell?" Ben said as he stood there. "What do i care? You're a friend...and you have so much going for you. So can I...and as I said...I'm some mad made being. Don't you dare let me do one better than you."
"Hey Reilly, hold my beer." Deadpool teleported in. "You wanna talk sob stories? You see my face ever? Ask me how Vanessa is doing? Ask me how killing my folks under mind control feels. And my kid...who i can't raise because I am an effing trainwreck who a man who sounds like my bestie cursed to never die because my greatest love is Death herself." Wade said standing there. "So tell me Morrell...how much better is your life sounding? Speak loud, i need to hear over the loud roar of my constant physical pain. Eternal Cancer sucks."
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"Fucking Wade left us." Weasel said, standing there.
"Story of our lives." Foolkiller sighed.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 21, 2018 14:04:43 GMT -7
"I am a thing made in a lab from his blood. I lived most of my life believing a lie, that Pinocchio was the real boy. You know what it's like to have a mother, to grow up, to be 100% human. Who are you to complain about a messed up life Morrell?" Ben said as he stood there. "What do i care? You're a friend...and you have so much going for you. So can I...and as I said...I'm some mad made being. Don't you dare let me do one better than you." "Hey Reilly, hold my beer." Deadpool teleported in. "You wanna talk sob stories? You see my face ever? Ask me how Vanessa is doing? Ask me how killing my folks under mind control feels. And my kid...who i can't raise because I am an effing trainwreck who a man who sounds like my bestie cursed to never die because my greatest love is Death herself." Wade said standing there. "So tell me Morrell...how much better is your life sounding? Speak loud, i need to hear over the loud roar of my constant physical pain. Eternal Cancer sucks."-------- "Fucking Wade left us." Weasel said, standing there. "Story of our lives." Foolkiller sighed. "I lost fuckin' everyone back in my reality... I never knew my parents... my uncle was killed in the line of duty... my first girl was killed by a maniac... my aunt suffered a heart attack when she discovered who I was... and my second girlfriend... she disappeared when I was transported here..." said Carl. "Everything I touch turns to shit... so why should I keep going?" Peter heard this and started to wonder if this is what would happen if he ever lost Aunt May. Firestar went to Carl and hugged him, letting him cry on her shoulder. "There... you just need a shoulder to cry on." said Firestar with a soft tone. Felicia walked in and saw this. Peter stood up and looked at MJ and Felicia. "I think we should take him to Ravencroft now... Dr. Kafka said that she would be willing to help him." said Peter. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 21, 2018 14:10:22 GMT -7
"Thanks. I wasn't equipped for that." Ben said, turning to Deadpool.
"Truth be told, i wanted to hit him. He shot my soul mate." Deadpool said, turning to Pete. "You ok Best buddy? I know you don't heal like me."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 21, 2018 14:16:39 GMT -7
"Thanks. I wasn't equipped for that." Ben said, turning to Deadpool. "Truth be told, i wanted to hit him. He shot my soul mate." Deadpool said, turning to Pete. "You ok Best buddy? I know you don't heal like me.""I'm okay... just bleeding." said Peter, keeping his cool. "Seriously, Parker, you gotta stop taking risks." said Felicia playfully. "Well, I can't help it, Miss Hardy, without these risks, life's not as interesting." remarked Peter playfully. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 22, 2018 2:23:44 GMT -7
"Is it interesting if you cause May to keel over?" Ben said to him. "Unless you are stepping back into the tights, having Peter Parker shot up removes the comfort of ignorance the suit allows her." He sighed as he looked over at Morrell. "You do need help Kid. Especially since you seem to be blind toward your boons."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 22, 2018 3:55:52 GMT -7
"Is it interesting if you cause May to keel over?" Ben said to him. "Unless you are stepping back into the tights, having Peter Parker shot up removes the comfort of ignorance the suit allows her." He sighed as he looked over at Morrell. "You do need help Kid. Especially since you seem to be blind toward your boons." "Well, at least she would know that I'm doing the right thing. Besides, she knows that being an investigative photographer is dangerous work, so she would understand." said Peter. "And I'm not stepping back into the suit... I just can't, not after what happened to Gwen. Before she died, I promised her that I would never let any more of my enemies know who I really am and that I would only handle trouble as myself, not rely on Spider-Man. And I have to keep my promise to the first woman I ever loved." Carl was still crying. Firestar looks at Ben. "He really is... maybe you could help him see what he doesn't." said Firestar as she stood up with Carl. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 23, 2018 5:43:11 GMT -7
"Yeah..and then the autopsy tips the world off. You do realize that really changes nothing since...y'know...the Jackal lives?" Ben reminded Peter as he took off his mask. "Carl...look at me, I told you all of my past, and here i am. Sure I am bitter, sure I am a bit of a jerk. But I am alive, I got a job, I got a life...I got JJ helping me out...which is funny and odd." He stared at him. "I did it. You can too. I know you can." He knelt down. "Besides...you are wrong. You have a family. It's right here."
"Even me?" Deadpool asked him.
"...with one exception." Ben glared.
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