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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 4, 2018 15:15:29 GMT -7
Peter Parker was walking around the campus. He had just finished with his Physics class and now, he was heading for the library.
Although some of his classmates, like resident jokester Dave Harrison, would go out and have a little fun with girls, Peter felt he was too meek and unattractive, and that was a major turnoff for a girl. Two girls were chatting as they saw Peter walking into the library.
"There he goes again." said Angelica Jones to Felicia Hardy. "I guess this is one of his down days."
"He thinks he can't score girls again?" asked Felicia.
"Yup... it's kinda sad, 'cause you can tell he doesn't want to be alone." said Angelica.
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Post by President Doom on Nov 9, 2018 3:17:37 GMT -7
Suddenly a very...disturbing looking man, dressed like Robin Williams from the Dead poet's Society walked up to Peter and put his arm around him. "Hey there, how is my favorite photojournalist doing? It is I...your favorite teacher: Mr. Jackman." The man said, winking at...well you reading this. "Dang it son, you got two fly honeys checking you out back there. Here you are acting like you got this face on you...what the fuck bestest buddy soul mate O'mine?" Wade Wilson asked him as they walked. "Where is the man who trudges through pee water to remind Lizard what the sound of one hand clapping is...cuz you cue him. That's more bravery than you got here."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 9, 2018 6:15:03 GMT -7
Suddenly a very...disturbing looking man, dressed like Robin Williams from the Dead poet's Society walked up to Peter and put his arm around him. "Hey there, how is my favorite photojournalist doing? It is I...your favorite teacher: Mr. Jackman." The man said, winking at...well you reading this. "Dang it son, you got two fly honeys checking you out back there. Here you are acting like you got this face on you...what the fuck bestest buddy soul mate O'mine?" Wade Wilson asked him as they walked. "Where is the man who trudges through pee water to remind Lizard what the sound of one hand clapping is...cuz you cue him. That's more bravery than you got here.""I guess that brave guy just doesn't have that much confidence in himself." said Peter as he started reading a book. "Sorry, Wade... I just... I guess I'm too shy when it comes to girls, and that always seems to turn them off..." He then sighed. "Trust me, I think Angelica and Felicia are just concerned about my state... they wouldn't want to go out with someone like me." said Peter. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 11, 2018 3:20:35 GMT -7
"Bull to the Shinola Parker. Women date me and I look like a fried Drumstick without the tasty batter. Plus have you met me? Annoying is a minor description. Trust me...they want you to web them to the bed and do what...well not what Spider's do in the sack..but SOMETHING." Deadpool said before looking back at the two. "Oh and here comes the reason you are banned from talking to Mephisto." He said as Mary Jane cam up to the others.
"Hey Angel, Felicia...how is it going?" Mary Jane asked as she caught up to them. "Sorry I missed you at breakfast, had a story to turn in. Something about that smuggling ring I was following." She looked over and spotted Peter and Deadpool. "What is he doing here?"
"I LOVED YOUR SIDEQUESTS!!!" Deadpool yelled, waving at MJ. "THE HEIST DLC WAS COOL TOO FELICIA. DON'T WORRY ANGELICA, YOU WILL LIKELY MAKE IT INTO THE SEQUEL. THE FOX MERGER SHOULD BE DONE BY THEN!!" Deadpool then looked at Peter. "I'll settle for being a costume."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 11, 2018 4:41:05 GMT -7
"Bull to the Shinola Parker. Women date me and I look like a fried Drumstick without the tasty batter. Plus have you met me? Annoying is a minor description. Trust me...they want you to web them to the bed and do what...well not what Spider's do in the sack..but SOMETHING." Deadpool said before looking back at the two. "Oh and here comes the reason you are banned from talking to Mephisto." He said as Mary Jane cam up to the others. "Hey Angel, Felicia...how is it going?" Mary Jane asked as she caught up to them. "Sorry I missed you at breakfast, had a story to turn in. Something about that smuggling ring I was following." She looked over and spotted Peter and Deadpool. "What is he doing here?" "I LOVED YOUR SIDEQUESTS!!!" Deadpool yelled, waving at MJ. "THE HEIST DLC WAS COOL TOO FELICIA. DON'T WORRY ANGELICA, YOU WILL LIKELY MAKE IT INTO THE SEQUEL. THE FOX MERGER SHOULD BE DONE BY THEN!!" Deadpool then looked at Peter. "I'll settle for being a costume." "And we were wondering what happened to you." said Felicia to Mary Jane. "Things are going fine. Except for Pete there. He's feeling down again." Felicia and Angelica then turned and raised their eyebrows at Deadpool. "I dunno what's he doing there." said Angelica. "Costume? What the hell are you talking about?" said Peter. Suddenly, another girl comes in. "Hey, Pete." said Penny Mitchell as she sat down beside him. "Oh... hi, Mitchie. What's happening?" said Peter. "Nothing much. Just hanging around." said Penny before noticing Deadpool. "Who's that?" "Wade, meet Penny Mitchell. Penny, this is Wade Wilson." said Peter before seeing someone sitting next to Wade. "And that's Wanda Wilson..." "Howdy!!!" said Wanda. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 11, 2018 4:46:52 GMT -7
"Hello Nancy Drew, I'm Deadpool. Bestie of Pete's Meal Ticket, Spider-Man...and that's my rule 63 Au counterpart who for some reason followed me here why Wanda?" Deadpool said as he pivoted around to look at her. "I went though all the trouble of wearing a FREAKING CARDIGAN AND WIG and here you are in the red and black. If this was a stealth op...I'd be shot to crap by now...but that is NOT the point." Deadpool looked at her.
"Better go help. Deadpool is kinda of a dick." MJ said as she headed over. "HEY WADE, TRY CHILLING OUT SOME, OK? THIS IS A SCHOOL."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 11, 2018 5:05:28 GMT -7
"Hello Nancy Drew, I'm Deadpool. Bestie of Pete's Meal Ticket, Spider-Man...and that's my rule 63 Au counterpart who for some reason followed me here why Wanda?" Deadpool said as he pivoted around to look at her. "I went though all the trouble of wearing a FREAKING CARDIGAN AND WIG and here you are in the red and black. If this was a stealth op...I'd be shot to crap by now...but that is NOT the point." Deadpool looked at her. "Better go help. Deadpool is kinda of a dick." MJ said as she headed over. "HEY WADE, TRY CHILLING OUT SOME, OK? THIS IS A SCHOOL." "Stop complainin'. You heal like a champ." uttered Wanda. "Besides, I was bored and wanted to hang with my AU bro." Angelica and Felicia followed MJ. Penny saw them. "Hey, girls. What's the haps?" said Penny. "H-hi." said Peter waving his hand shyly at the girls. Peter always got nervous around MJ. The break up made him even more insecure and doubftul about himself. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 12, 2018 0:53:59 GMT -7
"My clothes don't. No one apped Al and I hate bothering Sugar Bear with the sewing." Deadpool retorted to her. "And Pete, seriously...balls. Drop 'em. Spine, grow one. No fear, women feed off of fear." Deadpool then glanced at them. "Was that sexist? Like bad sexist?"
"Just...shut up Deadpool. And hey Pete. How did those photos turn out with Scarlet and Regular Spidey dropping that bank heist by the Basilisk?" MJ asked him.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 12, 2018 5:14:06 GMT -7
"My clothes don't. No one apped Al and I hate bothering Sugar Bear with the sewing." Deadpool retorted to her. "And Pete, seriously...balls. Drop 'em. Spine, grow one. No fear, women feed off of fear." Deadpool then glanced at them. "Was that sexist? Like bad sexist?""Just...shut up Deadpool. And hey Pete. How did those photos turn out with Scarlet and Regular Spidey dropping that bank heist by the Basilisk?" MJ asked him. "They turned out fine. Too bad I'm unemployed." said Peter. "I'm surprised to see the regular Spidey. He hasn't been around for quite a while." said Penny. "Maybe he wants to do things the way a regular man would do them? Keeping the good fight as a civilian?" said Peter. "Besides, I don't think he'll make another appearance any time soon." Angelica looked at Peter and instantly understood. She knew Peter resented being a superhero due to all the loneliness he had to go through every day, and now wanted to handle things by himself, without relying on the costume. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 12, 2018 9:08:33 GMT -7
"Won't he be surprised as to who that is under the mask." Deadpool snickered. "I mean...wasn't that Spidey a bit taller? Broader shouldered." Deadpool looked at Pete, knowing he knew who wore the suit he didn't want to wear anymore.
"And you are not going to tell, are you?" MJ asked him. "Though you confirm this is a new Spider-Man?"
"Not new, just...another. You know those Contest thingies where weird people show up like Vampire Wolverine and stuff. This is another Spidey. Not ours, but still a Spidey. You gotta figure...not every Spidey in the multiverse is gonna be the same dude. There has to be cases of other people getting his powers. Like he was late for that gig and someone was there when he should have been or...a different...well you know how babies are made. Maybe his guy didn't cross the finish line?" Deadpool explained to them. "Heck, maybe you're Spidey somewhere MJ?"
"Huh...Spider-Woman...me?" MJ grinned. "Sounds neat."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 12, 2018 9:20:32 GMT -7
"Won't he be surprised as to who that is under the mask." Deadpool snickered. "I mean...wasn't that Spidey a bit taller? Broader shouldered." Deadpool looked at Pete, knowing he knew who wore the suit he didn't want to wear anymore. "And you are not going to tell, are you?" MJ asked him. "Though you confirm this is a new Spider-Man?" "Not new, just...another. You know those Contest thingies where weird people show up like Vampire Wolverine and stuff. This is another Spidey. Not ours, but still a Spidey. You gotta figure...not every Spidey in the multiverse is gonna be the same dude. There has to be cases of other people getting his powers. Like he was late for that gig and someone was there when he should have been or...a different...well you know how babies are made. Maybe his guy didn't cross the finish line?" Deadpool explained to them. "Heck, maybe you're Spidey somewhere MJ?""Huh...Spider-Woman...me?" MJ grinned. "Sounds neat." "Yes... and he had a hoarser voice." said Peter to Deadpool. He knew who the new Spidey was, but wouldn't tell the secret. Peter then turns around and looks into the distance. He thought that he would never be able to get another girl. He just was too afraid to risk a life that wasn't his. Then, he heard about the possibility of MJ being a Spider-Woman in another universe. "At least she wouldn't mess up as badly as me..." thought Peter sadly. He then stood up and walked out. "Pete?" asked Penny. "Boy... talk about feeling incredibly worthless." said Wanda. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 12, 2018 9:29:14 GMT -7
"Peter..." Mj said before running after him.
"Wanda...don't dis my bestie. Cable, you can. He can take it. He ca also shoot back. Pete...not so much." Deadpool sighed as he looked at the girls. "Real talk Ladies...would you date him?"
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"Peter, wait up." Mary Jane ran after him. "What's wrong?"
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 12, 2018 9:45:41 GMT -7
"Peter..." Mj said before running after him. "Wanda...don't dis my bestie. Cable, you can. He can take it. He ca also shoot back. Pete...not so much." Deadpool sighed as he looked at the girls. "Real talk Ladies...would you date him?"-------- "Peter, wait up." Mary Jane ran after him. "What's wrong?" "I would... in fact, I do think he's kinda cute." said Penny. "But maybe I'm too tomboyish for his taste." "I would too... but I guess he feels I deserve a better boy." said Felicia. "I just wish he could see that he is not a bad guy... he just has too much on his head." "I dunno if Shiro might approve." said Angelica, scratching the back of her head. --- "Just the usual... having to wake up every morning and feeling worthless... I just can't have any luck. Every single day I meet a girl, she either dumps me or she's hurt... I can't live with that in my conscience. You were right to leave me... I'm just turning into a paranoid wreck." said Peter sadly and nervously. "I just can't pull myself together..." He then turned to her. "Why did you come here? We both already know I'm no good to you..." said Peter. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 12, 2018 15:51:19 GMT -7
Deadpool was quite for a second, staring off he wiped a few tears from his eyes and muttered goodbye before shaking it off. "Tomboyish? You see MJ there. Good people, nice smiles, cute butts. You fit the bill." He said as he composed himself.
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"And yet there is a Jameson fighting doubly hard for you, because of you. And Pete...I know we parted ways, but...do you think for one second you mean so little to me?" MJ looked at him. "You...i know you got issues with losing people. I know i wasn't strong enough to handle it...but...that doesn't mean you'll end up alone. You're a good man and...maybe...we both just have some more growing up to do?"
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 12, 2018 16:57:35 GMT -7
Deadpool was quite for a second, staring off he wiped a few tears from his eyes and muttered goodbye before shaking it off. "Tomboyish? You see MJ there. Good people, nice smiles, cute butts. You fit the bill." He said as he composed himself. ---------- "And yet there is a Jameson fighting doubly hard for you, because of you. And Pete...I know we parted ways, but...do you think for one second you mean so little to me?" MJ looked at him. "You...i know you got issues with losing people. I know i wasn't strong enough to handle it...but...that doesn't mean you'll end up alone. You're a good man and...maybe...we both just have some more growing up to do?" "Why... thank you... are you alright?" said Penny, noticing that Deadpool was tearing up. Lady Deadpool was having a moment of silence. She was trying to hold back tears. --- "I... I guess so... I just... I guess I have too much baggage." said Peter as he looked at MJ. "And I'm just too... timid... to start a conversation with a pretty girl. But... are you sure that I will end up with someone?" |
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