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Post by President Doom on Sept 15, 2019 19:53:22 GMT -7
Squirrel Girl stuck her head out. "HEY GUYS, IT'S ME!!! SQUIRREL GIRL!!! WE GOT A POSSIBLE TARGET OF THE IRISH LADY KILLER ASSHAT TO FIND AND WE KINDA GOTTA HURRY!!! IT'S LIFE OR DEATH!!! WANNA HELP OUT AND DO AN ESCORT?" She paused. "YOU GUYS KINDA OWE ME FOR STOPPING THE WRECKING CREW FROM TRASHING YOUR STATION LAST WEEK, REMEMBER? CALLING THAT IN!!!"
"That was last week?" Brain Drain asked.
"To be fair it's kinda frequent. Those buttheads love their revenge schemes." Squirrel Girl pointed out.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 16, 2019 4:35:13 GMT -7
Squirrel Girl stuck her head out. "HEY GUYS, IT'S ME!!! SQUIRREL GIRL!!! WE GOT A POSSIBLE TARGET OF THE IRISH LADY KILLER ASSHAT TO FIND AND WE KINDA GOTTA HURRY!!! IT'S LIFE OR DEATH!!! WANNA HELP OUT AND DO AN ESCORT?" She paused. "YOU GUYS KINDA OWE ME FOR STOPPING THE WRECKING CREW FROM TRASHING YOUR STATION LAST WEEK, REMEMBER? CALLING THAT IN!!!" "That was last week?" Brain Drain asked. "To be fair it's kinda frequent. Those buttheads love their revenge schemes." Squirrel Girl pointed out. Suddenly, another car crashed with Brain Drain's car. "SHIT!!!" yelled Phyllis. Someone walked out of the car angrily. "WHO'S THE CHUMP DRIVIN' THIS JUNKER?" yelled Flash Thompson as he headed for Brain Drain's car. He then looked in. "Well... if it isn't Lame Brain Drain and his buncha puny pals." said Flash. "Fuck..." uttered Phyllis under her breath.
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Post by President Doom on Sept 16, 2019 5:21:21 GMT -7
Chipmunk Hunk barely jumped off in time.
"Flash you dumkoft." Brain Drain jumped out. "We are taking your car. It is a matter of life or death. "Hand over the keys or else I will have you reeenacting that terrible Spider-Man musical in your pyjamas...again."
"Flash, Beth got kidnapped, and she fits the MO of the Renaissance Killer. Ask yourself, what would Spidey do? If you really are his #1 fan, won't you help us save the girl?"
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 16, 2019 5:28:39 GMT -7
Chipmunk Hunk barely jumped off in time. "Flash you dumkoft." Brain Drain jumped out. "We are taking your car. It is a matter of life or death. "Hand over the keys or else I will have you reeenacting that terrible Spider-Man musical in your pyjamas...again." "Flash, Beth got kidnapped, and she fits the MO of the Renaissance Killer. Ask yourself, what would Spidey do? If you really are his #1 fan, won't you help us save the girl?" "What?" uttered Flash with disbelief. "Yeah, Flash... c'mon. Give us a hand here." said Phyllis. "Just take the car." said Flash, handing Phyllis the keys. "Thank you, you are a fine example to all jerks around the world." said Phyllis, hugging Flash. She then hopped out of the car and got into Flash's car. Tim got in as well. "C'mon, Squirrel Girl, Brain Drain. We're gonna burn rubber." said Phyllis as she got in the driver's seat. "We'll provide an escort." said police officer Darryl Hanlon through the bullhorn as he got back on his car.
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Post by President Doom on Sept 17, 2019 13:29:01 GMT -7
"I will tell Spidey you helped." Squirrel Girl said as she got in.
"Thank you Flash. Please, try to be this you more often. He has potential." Brain Drain paused. "And if anything happens, I can pay for repairs." He told him as he got in.
Chipmunk Hunk looked at Officer Daryl. "Can I get a lift?"
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 17, 2019 13:36:35 GMT -7
"I will tell Spidey you helped." Squirrel Girl said as she got in. "Thank you Flash. Please, try to be this you more often. He has potential." Brain Drain paused. "And if anything happens, I can pay for repairs." He told him as he got in. Chipmunk Hunk looked at Officer Daryl. "Can I get a lift?" "O-okay... it's cool." said Flash, still somewhat shaken. Hanlon looked at Chipmunk Hunk. "Get in." said Hanlon to Chipmunk Hunk as he opened the passenger door. "I just hope we are not too late... there's been eleven murders of Irish girls... most of them were posed in ways that evoke renaissance painters, others had been crucified or made to look like something the killer thinks Leonardo da Vinci would have been proud of, like... replacing limbs with tubes or shotguns... heck, there was even one victim who had limbs from a mannequin nailed to her body and the victim herself was nailed to the wall, looking like the Vitruvian Man."
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Post by President Doom on Sept 18, 2019 14:25:30 GMT -7
"This is one sick hombre." Chipmunk Hunk said as they drove off.
"Trying to feel for her." Brain Drain looked around. "Gott in Himmel...the odd psychic presence makes it difficult. This is why I hate this city being a hub."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 18, 2019 14:58:44 GMT -7
"This is one sick hombre." Chipmunk Hunk said as they drove off. "Trying to feel for her." Brain Drain looked around. "Gott in Himmel...the odd psychic presence makes it difficult. This is why I hate this city being a hub." "Goddammit... then I guess we'll have to scour the whole big apple." said Phyllis. Two hours later, a report rang on Hanlon's radio. "Attention all units close to Canal Street... I'm wit' Lt. Stacy in an alley near the intersection of Canal and Broadway in Little Italy." said Lt. Corcoran as he spoke through the radio. "Found anotha Irish girl. And it's real awful." Corcoran's voice sounded shaky, as if he had recently gotten sick and vomited. "We're too late." said Hanlon as he signaled Phyllis to turn on Canal Street. "He wants me to turn." said Phyllis before turning the car on to Canal Street, followed by Hanlon's patrol car. Lt. Michael Corcoran was there. He seemed pale and scared out of his wits. He then signaled Hanlon to stop. Tim got out of Flash's car. "WHERE IS SHE?" yelled Tim. Corcoran just pointed to the alley. Lt. Stacy, Tim's father, was in there. "Tim, no!!! Don't come in!!!" said Stacy, knowing how his son would react if he saw this. Tim ran in and all we see is an expression of horror in his face as he looks at his girlfriend's body. Phyllis ran in. "Tim, I... oh... oh, my god..." said Phyllis, trembling and staggering as she saw the body as well. We are not able to see the body, but by their expressions, we can tell that the scene is quite gruesome. Detective Terri Lee was taking pictures of a writing in the floor. A message was written in Beth's blood. "Don't you think Leonardo would love to have this masterpiece in his art books? You will never be able to stop an artist and his creativity." The message seemed to be taunting the police. Tim then collapsed and started sobbing with sadness, anger and fear. Seeing his girl there, dead, defiled and mutilated, is enough to break him. "Why? Why did it have to be her?" said Tim, crying hopelessly.
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Post by President Doom on Sept 18, 2019 15:42:44 GMT -7
The water in the tube holding the organic part of Brain Drain began to bubble. He let out a scream as he punched a wall, putting a hole in it, the knuckles on his hand joint sparking. "Forgive me..."
"Werner. Stop." Squirrel Girl was teary eyed as she took his hand. "Don't break yourself."
"We'll figure something out. We will..." She turned as she saw a towering man walk past them. "Dude..."
"I need information on who did this." A towering man said, bare chested, sword slung over his shoulder. His bronzed muscles tense as he looks onward. "What coward does this to a woman?" He stared, not recognizing the words.
He was Conan of Cimmeria, Future King of the past era called the Hyborean Age, currently...an Avenger. Displaced in time due to the Grandmaster. "I have been tracking this motherless dog for some time, but the complexities of your age interfere with my tracking skill." He does as the man of Iron told him to do with the law and brandished his ID Card. "Give me what you know, so I can bring you his head."
"Hey, hold up you. Avengers don't kill." Squirrel Girl said.
"Not always...but the era I was told of is taking a backseat to the real world Squirrel Girl." Conan turned. "I have not seen you since we banished Shuma-Gorath together."
"Yeah...um...you are looking into the Renaissance Killer?" She asked.
"I have always preferred to be of the people. Besides...no man worth anything commits such acts to innocents. Especially women." Conan said.
"We're gonna help, but if we do, no killing. That is not how we roll." Chipmunk Hunk said.
"I know ways to make living worse than death." Conan said to him.
"...not gonna complain." Koi Boi said. "Asshole deserves some maiming."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 18, 2019 16:10:15 GMT -7
The water in the tube holding the organic part of Brain Drain began to bubble. He let out a scream as he punched a wall, putting a hole in it, the knuckles on his hand joint sparking. "Forgive me..." "Werner. Stop." Squirrel Girl was teary eyed as she took his hand. "Don't break yourself." "We'll figure something out. We will..." She turned as she saw a towering man walk past them. "Dude..." "I need information on who did this." A towering man said, bare chested, sword slung over his shoulder. His bronzed muscles tense as he looks onward. "What coward does this to a woman?" He stared, not recognizing the words. He was Conan of Cimmeria, Future King of the past era called the Hyborean Age, currently...an Avenger. Displaced in time due to the Grandmaster. "I have been tracking this motherless dog for some time, but the complexities of your age interfere with my tracking skill." He does as the man of Iron told him to do with the law and brandished his ID Card. "Give me what you know, so I can bring you his head." "Hey, hold up you. Avengers don't kill." Squirrel Girl said. "Not always...but the era I was told of is taking a backseat to the real world Squirrel Girl." Conan turned. "I have not seen you since we banished Shuma-Gorath together." "Yeah...um...you are looking into the Renaissance Killer?" She asked. "I have always preferred to be of the people. Besides...no man worth anything commits such acts to innocents. Especially women." Conan said. "We're gonna help, but if we do, no killing. That is not how we roll." Chipmunk Hunk said. "I know ways to make living worse than death." Conan said to him. "...not gonna complain." Koi Boi said. "Asshole deserves some maiming." Another figure walked behind Conan. This was a female. "Indeed... but still, it is a shame that we cannot end this miserable man's existence." uttered Red Sonja as she walked in. "But still, we shall make him pay for his atrocities." "Well... if you won't kill him... I will." said Tim with rage. "He took my gal... I'm not gonna let him take anything else from me..." Deep down, he hoped Jill wasn't his next target, but since he had targetted Beth now, Jill might become easy prey for this maniac. "Boy... you must let us do this. We understand the meaning of your loss, but revenge shouldn't cloud your judgement like this." said Red Sonja. Tim then just kept crying, feeling extremely useless. "This is the twelfth murder this guy has committed. So far, we have no clue as to who he is. He seems to be able to escape. Petersen already did a psychological profile on the guy, but so far, he hasn't left any fingerprints anywhere. It's as if he knew how the police works." said Detective Lee to Conan and Sonja. Stacy then takes his pipe and lights it with a match. He puffs on the pipe as he looks at paramedics take the body away to his mortuary back at the police station. As he keeps puffing, his face seems to turn pale. The Renaissance Killer's case has been the most challenging and stressful case he has ever been involved with, and it was affecting his health.
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Post by President Doom on Sept 19, 2019 17:57:28 GMT -7
"If I crush his arms so he may never hold a fork. Break his feet so he man never outrun even the slowest man...would living like that suffice Boy? It is what he does to them dead...does he not? Why not make the motherless dog live with it?" Conan turned to him. "At least until someone in jail remembers their kin was taken from them by him?" Conan looked at the boy. "I know your pain. My love perished before I was ripped away to this time. Conan understands." The grim face of Conan showed the pain over the murder of Belit.
"Hey, we'll get him." Koi Boi said to him. "We have to...we failed once. We won't...God I am so sorry." Koi Boi went over and hugged Tim. "It's ok to cry Tim."
"It is. Only a coward fears showing his humanity." Conan looked at Stacy. "I trust your men have some theories on where to look for this one's hideout?"
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 19, 2019 18:10:02 GMT -7
"If I crush his arms so he may never hold a fork. Break his feet so he man never outrun even the slowest man...would living like that suffice Boy? It is what he does to them dead...does he not? Why not make the motherless dog live with it?" Conan turned to him. "At least until someone in jail remembers their kin was taken from them by him?" Conan looked at the boy. "I know your pain. My love perished before I was ripped away to this time. Conan understands." The grim face of Conan showed the pain over the murder of Belit. "Hey, we'll get him." Koi Boi said to him. "We have to...we failed once. We won't...God I am so sorry." Koi Boi went over and hugged Tim. "It's ok to cry Tim." "It is. Only a coward fears showing his humanity." Conan looked at Stacy. "I trust your men have some theories on where to look for this one's hideout?" Tim hugged Koi Boi and cried on his shoulder. "The dog shall pay for this." said Sonja. "Petersen, our psychological profiler, thinks the murderer must have been working in a place where the head of the company was Irish... and when he was fired, he snapped and has a grudge against the Irish." said Stacy. "However, in terms of location, Petersen told us that he thinks the killer might blend into the background with other people, so he'll be hard to find, and he would live in a residential area." Phyllis ran off to another alley. She then grabbed a hilt and activated a sword by pressing a button on it. Then, she changes het appearance, becoming Phyla-Vell. "These people are gonna need help... don't worry, Beth... we'll make it up to you." said Phyla as she shed a tear.
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Post by President Doom on Sept 19, 2019 18:14:43 GMT -7
"I can act the machine voice Stark uses to search files and cut down on the guess work. Then...make this fool taste Hykarian Steel." Conan stood there, seeing the boy weep. "We wait until the fish...person is done."
"You caught that?" Chipmunk Hunk asked.
"Conan knows the body of a woman, even if altered. This world is one of miracles. If it is safe for a woman or man to be something else, what business is it of mine to judge? Living your own truth is better than a lie...and I despise lies." Conan said to him.
"Whoa...Conan is a LGBTA supporter." Squirrel Girl said.
Conan lifted an eyebrow. "I do not know what that means."
And so Squirrel Girl explained as they waited out the hug.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 19, 2019 18:29:53 GMT -7
"I can act the machine voice Stark uses to search files and cut down on the guess work. Then...make this fool taste Hykarian Steel." Conan stood there, seeing the boy weep. "We wait until the fish...person is done." "You caught that?" Chipmunk Hunk asked. "Conan knows the body of a woman, even if altered. This world is one of miracles. If it is safe for a woman or man to be something else, what business is it of mine to judge? Living your own truth is better than a lie...and I despise lies." Conan said to him. "Whoa...Conan is a LGBTA supporter." Squirrel Girl said. Conan lifted an eyebrow. "I do not know what that means." And so Squirrel Girl explained as they waited out the hug. "That would be a good idea. This killer has been out there way too long. It's time to teach 'im a lesson." said Stacy. He then walked to Tim and patted his shoulder. "Easy, boyo... your oul fella is here... I'll help you with this." said Stacy to his son. Tim then hugged his father. Suddenly, Phyla-Vell flies in. "I shall assist you in this quest." said Phyla to Conan and Sonja. Sonja looked at the new arrival. "Hmmmm... not bad looking." said Sonja.
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Post by President Doom on Sept 19, 2019 20:52:59 GMT -7
"This modern era cares to much about the details of sex. They act as if it is new." Conan muttered. "Case in point..." He looked at Sonja. "Sonja, we have women to avenge. If I can rein myself in...surely you can too."
Conan's sword moved in it's scabbard.
"Crom's beard...calm yourself." He said, striking the hilt.
Squirrel Girl gasped as she saw a black mass bubble from it. "Is...is that a symbiote?"
Conan then pointed to Sonja. "Her sword is Hykarian Steel. Mine is some creature I found in the Savage Land after pursuing Kulan Gath. The creature has a partial bond to me, but stays as my blade."
"Dude...last guy who had something like that cut off a Celestial's head. That's big." Squirrel Girl remarked.
"So I am told." Conan said. "Now, we need to get into your metal transports and go."
"How...did...do you have a car?" Koi Boi asked.
"No. I refuse to learn to ride such...things. Stark has a driver for me." Conan said.
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