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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 19, 2019 21:04:18 GMT -7
"This modern era cares to much about the details of sex. They act as if it is new." Conan muttered. "Case in point..." He looked at Sonja. "Sonja, we have women to avenge. If I can rein myself in...surely you can too." Conan's sword moved in it's scabbard. "Crom's beard...calm yourself." He said, striking the hilt. Squirrel Girl gasped as she saw a black mass bubble from it. "Is...is that a symbiote?" Conan then pointed to Sonja. "Her sword is Hykarian Steel. Mine is some creature I found in the Savage Land after pursuing Kulan Gath. The creature has a partial bond to me, but stays as my blade." "Dude...last guy who had something like that cut off a Celestial's head. That's big." Squirrel Girl remarked. "So I am told." Conan said. "Now, we need to get into your metal transports and go." "How...did...do you have a car?" Koi Boi asked. "No. I refuse to learn to ride such...things. Stark has a driver for me." Conan said. "Yes, let us start with the quest." said Sonja before turning to Koi Boi. "And yes... learning to drive your... mechanical beast of burden... is not for us." "Besides, there's no need to find a ride when you still have Flash's car." said Phyla to Koi Boi, noting Flash Thompson's car parked near the alley. |
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Post by President Doom on Sept 20, 2019 4:53:44 GMT -7
"Me, Koi, Brainy, I am assuming we should take Tim so he doesn't get reckless and Chipmunk. 5 seats filled. Unless someone rides the roof and the trunk..." Squirrel Girl said.
"My...Limo is a massive carriage that can fit you all. You do not need that small thing." Conan said.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 20, 2019 6:46:21 GMT -7
"Me, Koi, Brainy, I am assuming we should take Tim so he doesn't get reckless and Chipmunk. 5 seats filled. Unless someone rides the roof and the trunk..." Squirrel Girl said. "My...Limo is a massive carriage that can fit you all. You do not need that small thing." Conan said. "I'll give the car back to the Thompson kid." said Hanlon. "Cool... a limo. Never been in one of those before." said Phyla. |
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Post by President Doom on Sept 20, 2019 11:07:01 GMT -7
Brain Drain handed over the keys. "Tell him Danke."
Conan turned. "The talking brain thing in the metal man body...what is his dialect?"
"German. He was...bewitched to serve the Nazi's against his will. They did that to him, but I saved him." Squirrel Girl explained.
"Like the Crimson Skull faced man and the bald one with the burning claw." Conan remarked.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 20, 2019 11:32:56 GMT -7
Brain Drain handed over the keys. "Tell him Danke." Conan turned. "The talking brain thing in the metal man body...what is his dialect?" "German. He was...bewitched to serve the Nazi's against his will. They did that to him, but I saved him." Squirrel Girl explained. "Like the Crimson Skull faced man and the bald one with the burning claw." Conan remarked. "Don't worry... I will." said Hanlon as he drove off. "So... you've faced the Nazis already. Cool." said Phyla. |
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Post by President Doom on Sept 20, 2019 11:46:29 GMT -7
"Not really." Brain Drain said. "They are as cool as fire."
"That is not cool at all." Conan remarked.
Squirrel Girl laughed.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 20, 2019 12:29:52 GMT -7
"Not really." Brain Drain said. "They are as cool as fire." "That is not cool at all." Conan remarked. Squirrel Girl laughed. Phyla just raised her eyebrow and laughed. "Goddamn... for such a weird joke, that was funny." said Phyla. |
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Post by President Doom on Sept 25, 2019 18:58:05 GMT -7
"You people are odd creatures." Conan remarked.
"Says the man with a god killing alien sword." Brain Drain said as he drove. "So...Conan. I read of you in some ancient texts. Hitlet was trying to find the Serpent Crown for a time and your name came up."
"WHAT MADMAN WOULD SEEK THAT STYGIAN BORN NIGHTMARE?" Conan roared. His eyes full of rage.
"Hitler, he was kind of an asshole. He did this to me." Brain Drain said.
"Tch, if i see this Hitler I will end him." Conan muttered.
"He was burned alive by Jim Hammond, the Android Human Torch. Not the Fantastic Four one...though he has been helping them as of late." Brain Drain clarified.
"Then may whatever devils he feared be eating his guts for all eternity." Conan said. "To seek the power of the Serpent Men and their God is folly."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 25, 2019 19:42:31 GMT -7
"You people are odd creatures." Conan remarked. "Says the man with a god killing alien sword." Brain Drain said as he drove. "So...Conan. I read of you in some ancient texts. Hitlet was trying to find the Serpent Crown for a time and your name came up." "WHAT MADMAN WOULD SEEK THAT STYGIAN BORN NIGHTMARE?" Conan roared. His eyes full of rage. "Hitler, he was kind of an asshole. He did this to me." Brain Drain said. "Tch, if i see this Hitler I will end him." Conan muttered. "He was burned alive by Jim Hammond, the Android Human Torch. Not the Fantastic Four one...though he has been helping them as of late." Brain Drain clarified. "Then may whatever devils he feared be eating his guts for all eternity." Conan said. "To seek the power of the Serpent Men and their God is folly." "Well, the next best thing is the Red Skull. He was one of Hitler's most powerful agents, but he was trapped in limbo along with Captain America." said Phyla. |
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Post by President Doom on Sept 26, 2019 18:24:17 GMT -7
"I know of that one. The Captain can have him. I would not deny a man his revenge." Conan said, knowing enough of Steve's past from his time with the Avengers to know their shared history. "So instead i will slay the emulators of the Serpent Men, the Hydras."
"HYDRA, singular. Sorry, I am a stickler. I was forced to be on once." Brain Drain sighed.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Sept 27, 2019 3:29:18 GMT -7
"I know of that one. The Captain can have him. I would not deny a man his revenge." Conan said, knowing enough of Steve's past from his time with the Avengers to know their shared history. "So instead i will slay the emulators of the Serpent Men, the Hydras." "HYDRA, singular. Sorry, I am a stickler. I was forced to be on once." Brain Drain sighed. Phyla looks around. "I don't want to sound like I'm rushing anyone, but I think we should keep moving." said Phyla. |
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Post by President Doom on Oct 1, 2019 18:00:19 GMT -7
"We are." Brain Drain said. "The limo is...I got sent back here after trying to drive. Sorry. just...not used to being waited on."
Conan leaned back. "Not used to this either, child of the Marvel?" Conan looked up. "I have been briefed on many of you. I ask to know who to trust. Stark delivered."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Oct 2, 2019 4:53:15 GMT -7
"We are." Brain Drain said. "The limo is...I got sent back here after trying to drive. Sorry. just...not used to being waited on." Conan leaned back. "Not used to this either, child of the Marvel?" Conan looked up. "I have been briefed on many of you. I ask to know who to trust. Stark delivered." "Well, you're right about that. I really am not quite patient. I like to get things done quickly." said Phyla. |
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Post by President Doom on Oct 19, 2019 20:45:17 GMT -7
"As do I." Conan said as the car turned. "So Squirrel Girl, I am not to kill this cowardly dog?" He asked about the killer.
"No, we let them face charges., Make an example of them." Doreen said.
"And your jails grow fatter. While I do admit not all need to face death, in my day scum like this would often be dispatched for their barbarism. He isn't just killing them...he is doing worse on top of the desecration." Conan's eyes went to slits. "Perhaps if this era went witht he occasional head on a pike, you would fare better."
"Oh the Game of Thrones flashbacks." Nancy said. "No dude...just...it's a morality thing."
"That is subjective. Sometimes it is not worth the risk. One jailbreak, and the monsters escape." Conan looked back.
"In their defense, do you know how easy it is for someone like that to come back as some demon spawned monster?" Brain Drain said to him.
"No more harder than it was in my time. You just kill them again. They tend not to get third chances." Conan rebutted.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Oct 20, 2019 5:02:53 GMT -7
"As do I." Conan said as the car turned. "So Squirrel Girl, I am not to kill this cowardly dog?" He asked about the killer. "No, we let them face charges., Make an example of them." Doreen said. "And your jails grow fatter. While I do admit not all need to face death, in my day scum like this would often be dispatched for their barbarism. He isn't just killing them...he is doing worse on top of the desecration." Conan's eyes went to slits. "Perhaps if this era went witht he occasional head on a pike, you would fare better." "Oh the Game of Thrones flashbacks." Nancy said. "No dude...just...it's a morality thing." "That is subjective. Sometimes it is not worth the risk. One jailbreak, and the monsters escape." Conan looked back. "In their defense, do you know how easy it is for someone like that to come back as some demon spawned monster?" Brain Drain said to him. "No more harder than it was in my time. You just kill them again. They tend not to get third chances." Conan rebutted. "Indeed... I sometimes think this era is really a bit too restrained when it comes to scum like this. They should die for these kinds of crimes, and yet, they have to face a court in order to gain punishment? I miss it when things were done without the need of permission." said Red Sonja. |
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