Post by President Doom on Sept 8, 2019 18:19:15 GMT -7
"RATINGS RATINGS RATINGS!!! SUCK ON MY RETURNS MOJO II!!!" Mojo said, trying to crotch chop.
"That doesn't work if it's to your belly button oh Voluminous one." Major Domo said to him.
"Shut up you. I told you reviving Sway was a good move. People love time travel AND dead people coming back to life." He turned to Grandmaster. "AND LOOK!!! WE GAINED PEOPLE!! IT'S A NIGHTCRAWLER FROM 295!!! PEOPLE LOVE THE AGE OF APOCALYPSE!!!"
"And yet you let them run free. I get that we allow Battlerealmers to do so...but they are not Battlerealmers." Major Domo said.
"You worry too much." Gamemaster spoke up. "I can track them, I am linked to all minds on Earth, as you recall."
"Yes, yes new assistant. You are marvelous....WE GET IT!!" Mojo laughed. "And aside from Creed, are you players ready?"
"Excuse us Mojo. Some of us are a might rusty." Up walked a smug looking Japanese man. "Been a while since we last played. Though last time, he was a fucking cheat." Shinobi pointed to the Gamemaster. "Are you going to be honest this time, or do I need to pull out your heart now?"
"He will be. Easy Mr. Shaw. No one cheats the Grandmaster." Gast said as he patted him on the shoulder. "Relax, we are all in this together."
"Are we not worried about Stryfe?" Styglut spoke up.
"Do not address me, you are a mere Associate, You said Trevor would be here." Shinobi asked. "I don't see Fitzroy's stupid green hair anywhere."
"You say stupid now, but when he shows up..." Andrea Von Strucker smirked.
Mojo leaned into Major Domo. "Be sure to put up an anti Nazi disclaimer before they get broadcasted."
"We are not Nazi's. Hydra is not a Nazi organization. Don't be so racist." Andreas snapped at him.
"Ok....ok. But if we suffer for it, I'm having Venompool kick your ass." Mojo told him.
"That doesn't work if it's to your belly button oh Voluminous one." Major Domo said to him.
"Shut up you. I told you reviving Sway was a good move. People love time travel AND dead people coming back to life." He turned to Grandmaster. "AND LOOK!!! WE GAINED PEOPLE!! IT'S A NIGHTCRAWLER FROM 295!!! PEOPLE LOVE THE AGE OF APOCALYPSE!!!"
"And yet you let them run free. I get that we allow Battlerealmers to do so...but they are not Battlerealmers." Major Domo said.
"You worry too much." Gamemaster spoke up. "I can track them, I am linked to all minds on Earth, as you recall."
"Yes, yes new assistant. You are marvelous....WE GET IT!!" Mojo laughed. "And aside from Creed, are you players ready?"
"Excuse us Mojo. Some of us are a might rusty." Up walked a smug looking Japanese man. "Been a while since we last played. Though last time, he was a fucking cheat." Shinobi pointed to the Gamemaster. "Are you going to be honest this time, or do I need to pull out your heart now?"
"He will be. Easy Mr. Shaw. No one cheats the Grandmaster." Gast said as he patted him on the shoulder. "Relax, we are all in this together."
"Are we not worried about Stryfe?" Styglut spoke up.
"Do not address me, you are a mere Associate, You said Trevor would be here." Shinobi asked. "I don't see Fitzroy's stupid green hair anywhere."
"You say stupid now, but when he shows up..." Andrea Von Strucker smirked.
Mojo leaned into Major Domo. "Be sure to put up an anti Nazi disclaimer before they get broadcasted."
"We are not Nazi's. Hydra is not a Nazi organization. Don't be so racist." Andreas snapped at him.
"Ok....ok. But if we suffer for it, I'm having Venompool kick your ass." Mojo told him.
