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Post by President Doom on Jan 1, 2019 18:40:18 GMT -7
"You know you all could get on. I am faster." A massive ship decloaked above them.
"Hey Friday." Peter said.
"...you got fat in other timelines Spider-Man..." Friday said bluntly. "Get on...and someone carry in the monster. If one web line cuts my plating I am going to freeze ray him mid air."
"Not it." Alex said as he flew Katie and him in.
"I'll get him. COME HERE YOU!!" Peter said to him. "Don't get mad. It is me or a freeze ray."
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"Yeah..but he is not the only one." Weasel sighed and takes off.
"You letting him go?" Foolkiller said.
"I think he needs to hear the other side." Deadpool said.
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Weasel walked until he saw them. "You know Pete...second chances...are flipping rare in this world. If I had a shot at undoing my big flop, I would. Might have graduated, gotten my own company going, might have even gotten the girl. But I didn't. Now I hang out with one half of the reason that went down the drain because...I got nothing else." He stood there. "I could go back, get my grades, get my diploma...but I am not. Don't know why but...guess I have given into apathy."
He looked at him. "What's your excuse? You're Spider-Man for fucks sake. You are the man who makes lemonade out of lemons and gives it to orphans at no charge. I get it, Gwen's gone...the original. The one we both had feelings for. Wade told me it is because she asked you to not let the suit be your life...but I think you are reading too much into it. Gwen...she would want you to find balance Pete, not an extreme. Not this and not...going super crazy trying to save Gwen in every person Doc Ock or Rhino threaten. I think she meant to...find peace and move on. Be you...not this...and not the headstrong make it right guy. She was so much...smarter than that. You went super protective with MJ and lost her...and now..other way is making you super emo bitch guy. Your life is...in the me zone of suckstastic Parker. Don't...GTFO mofo. Don't prove dicks like Eugene Thompson and Jonah Jameson right. Prove guys like Ben Reilly...and other Jonah Jameson right." He stood there. "Be a freaking team with this Gwen...and know..if you slip...I'll swoop in and save her, ok? Not gonna let you screw the pooch again." He stood there. "So...you gonna wake up already, or what?"
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Post by Mama's Boi on Jan 1, 2019 18:59:34 GMT -7
"You know you all could get on. I am faster." A massive ship decloaked above them. "Hey Friday." Peter said. "...you got fat in other timelines Spider-Man..." Friday said bluntly. "Get on...and someone carry in the monster. If one web line cuts my plating I am going to freeze ray him mid air." "Not it." Alex said as he flew Katie and him in. "I'll get him. COME HERE YOU!!" Peter said to him. "Don't get mad. It is me or a freeze ray." -------- "Yeah..but he is not the only one." Weasel sighed and takes off. "You letting him go?" Foolkiller said. "I think he needs to hear the other side." Deadpool said. -------- Weasel walked until he saw them. "You know Pete...second chances...are flipping rare in this world. If I had a shot at undoing my big flop, I would. Might have graduated, gotten my own company going, might have even gotten the girl. But I didn't. Now I hang out with one half of the reason that went down the drain because...I got nothing else." He stood there. "I could go back, get my grades, get my diploma...but I am not. Don't know why but...guess I have given into apathy." He looked at him. "What's your excuse? You're Spider-Man for fucks sake. You are the man who makes lemonade out of lemons and gives it to orphans at no charge. I get it, Gwen's gone...the original. The one we both had feelings for. Wade told me it is because she asked you to not let the suit be your life...but I think you are reading too much into it. Gwen...she would want you to find balance Pete, not an extreme. Not this and not...going super crazy trying to save Gwen in every person Doc Ock or Rhino threaten. I think she meant to...find peace and move on. Be you...not this...and not the headstrong make it right guy. She was so much...smarter than that. You went super protective with MJ and lost her...and now..other way is making you super emo bitch guy. Your life is...in the me zone of suckstastic Parker. Don't...GTFO mofo. Don't prove dicks like Eugene Thompson and Jonah Jameson right. Prove guys like Ben Reilly...and other Jonah Jameson right." He stood there. "Be a freaking team with this Gwen...and know..if you slip...I'll swoop in and save her, ok? Not gonna let you screw the pooch again." He stood there. "So...you gonna wake up already, or what?" "I guess we go in too." uttered Carol. Spider-Girl, Maria and Carol go in. "Incidentally, Maria... why aren't you wearing your suit?" asked Spider-Girl. "I don't want people below yellin 'HEY, NICE BOOBS!!!'" said Maria. "This makes me look a bit more... innocent." --- Penny followed Weasel. --- Penny walked in. "I agree with Weasel, Pete... all she wanted was to make sure you wouldn't give in to the suit... I know that you think of it as a drug, but if you use it properly, you could finally find your path in life." said Penny. Spider-Gwen looked at Peter. "However... if you don't wanna take the suit... I understand... you still have too much on your head... but let me tell you... you always were there for me... so it's time that I repaid that. Whenever you or whoever you end up with are in trouble... you can always count on me..." said Spider-Gwen, kissing Peter. Peter smiled a bit and looked at Spider-Gwen. "Never again... I won't let anything happen to you..." said Peter. "Weasel's right... I've let this eat me up for a long time... I just couldn't stand losing you." Penny elbowed Weasel playfully. "Nice going, Weasel... so, Pete... you putting the suit on soon?" asked Penny. "I'll think about it." said Peter. Spider-Gwen smiles at this. "Well, I guess you really changed his tune. He would only say 'No' before this talk." said Penny to Weasel as she kissed him on the cheek. |
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Post by President Doom on Jan 2, 2019 2:51:14 GMT -7
"Julie, don't stare." Onboard Friday were a young woman and a teenage boy. "Hey Spider...why are you wearing sweats...and WHY IS THERE A MONSTER SPIDER-MAN?" The boy jumped.
"Easy Jack, he is on a leash." Peter said. "And as for why...I...it makes me look different. I figure have something that stands out." He shrugged. "I'm an older version of your Spider-Man. Kinda fits."
"Multiverse concepts are a pain." Friday remarked. "Ours is asthmatic, you get out of shape."
"Right...because Lisa is a direct descendant of Earth-19 Me." Peter said. He looked at Alex. "So...the Maggia craft?"
"We're on it." Alex said. "Friday, maintain course."
"Roger." Friday answered. "Sit people. I am a ship, not a museum."
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Deadpool sighed. "So...Alternate Wanda, I know a guy who might want to land a sultry dame like you. How open minded are you on single fathers whose own father is a genocidal robot?"
"WHY NOT ME?" Slapstick whined.
"You know. Solve the issue Steven." Foolkiller said.
"...wait...Scarlet Witch and her are...do you warp reality Miss?" Steve looked at her. "Can you at least try to give me the power to turn human again? I wanna keep this...but not 24/7."
"You know...I feel stupid for not considering that." Foolkiller said.
"Me too. I think you feel stupid for that too." Deadpool remarked.
"...I hate not being able to kill you." Foolkiller hissed.
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Weasel blinked and touched his cheek. "Whoa." He turned. "Hey...listen Penny...wanna come over to my place sometime? We could watch Stranger Things on Netflix? Or...anything?" He paused. "Also, you...makeover. Either you or other Jameson. One of you needs some new duds. No Spider-Twins." He sighed.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Jan 2, 2019 4:00:13 GMT -7
"Julie, don't stare." Onboard Friday were a young woman and a teenage boy. "Hey Spider...why are you wearing sweats...and WHY IS THERE A MONSTER SPIDER-MAN?" The boy jumped. "Easy Jack, he is on a leash." Peter said. "And as for why...I...it makes me look different. I figure have something that stands out." He shrugged. "I'm an older version of your Spider-Man. Kinda fits." "Multiverse concepts are a pain." Friday remarked. "Ours is asthmatic, you get out of shape." "Right...because Lisa is a direct descendant of Earth-19 Me." Peter said. He looked at Alex. "So...the Maggia craft?" "We're on it." Alex said. "Friday, maintain course." "Roger." Friday answered. "Sit people. I am a ship, not a museum." ------- Deadpool sighed. "So...Alternate Wanda, I know a guy who might want to land a sultry dame like you. How open minded are you on single fathers whose own father is a genocidal robot?""WHY NOT ME?" Slapstick whined. "You know. Solve the issue Steven." Foolkiller said. "...wait...Scarlet Witch and her are...do you warp reality Miss?" Steve looked at her. "Can you at least try to give me the power to turn human again? I wanna keep this...but not 24/7." "You know...I feel stupid for not considering that." Foolkiller said. "Me too. I think you feel stupid for that too." Deadpool remarked. "...I hate not being able to kill you." Foolkiller hissed. ----------- Weasel blinked and touched his cheek. "Whoa." He turned. "Hey...listen Penny...wanna come over to my place sometime? We could watch Stranger Things on Netflix? Or...anything?" He paused. "Also, you...makeover. Either you or other Jameson. One of you needs some new duds. No Spider-Twins." He sighed. Carol, Maria and Spider-Girl sat down. "Very nice ship." said Carol. --- "Yes, I might be game for that." said Gretchen with a smile. "And yeah, I can warp reality. I could try to give you that kind of power." --- "Sure, Weasel... anytime." said Penny with a smile. "I got a black costume based on the symbiote one that ended up with Venom. I hope that's good enough for a makeover." said Peter. Peter then heard something. It was the sound of a gun being loaded. He turned and saw Officer Dallas Riordan aiming a gun at him. "Parker, make this easy on yourself and your Aunt. Give yourself in and I won't have to shoot you." said Dallas. Spider-Gwen looked at Peter with concern. "Gwen... don't worry... I'll be fine." said Peter. "Besides, I wouldn't mess with this particular officer... she has some killer legs. She could take on a Spider-Person or a Deadpool with ease." "BANZAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!" yelled Lady Deadpool as she was dropping in from the air. Dallas instantly did a handstand and used her legs to grab Lady Deadpool by the neck. Then, a loud snapping sound is heard. "ACK!!!" yelled Lady Deadpool as her neck was snapped. She then fell down. "Yo, Riordan... you wear some nice panties." said Lady Deadpool as she lied on the floor. "Just the view would have made me die happy... if I could die." "I knew I should have worn the jeans." said Dallas. "See what I mean?" said Peter to Spider-Gwen. |
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Post by President Doom on Jan 2, 2019 7:38:40 GMT -7
"Thank you." Friday said as she took off.
"So...how bad does it look? I mean the Maggia is involved." Jack asked.
"Pretty bad. But they don't know about us, sooo...." Peter smiled.
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"Ok, so why not...Weasel's suit is walking." Slapstick noted.
Deadpool sighed. "The plot thickens. Let's go pick a fight."
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"Ok...so...what the flying fucknuggets is this?" Weasel said. "Put the freaking gun down Lady or else my mech suit and I won't...is that Mr. Hyde, right behind you?"
"On behalf of the Thunderbolts...surrender or die." Mr. Hyde sneered.
"Option 3 it is." A portal opened beside him and a Spider Woman looking person jumped onto him. Hyde was then electrocuted by her touch.
"Peter Parker is under our protection." A blue suited male Spider-Man said as he dropped from another portal. "Whatever this is, it isn't him you are after. Stand down."
"I need context Peter." Weasel asked.
"We're Spider Clones dude." Warp Spider said. "His allies."
Hyde was smashed into tne wall by the woman, whose suit was apparently a symbiote. "Might want to talk faster Peter. They are coming too. The bad ones."
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"Forget Quick and Cyber. It's our time Night." An armored looking Spider-Man said, several blocks away, swinging as a leaner, darker one followed.
"Screw your glory Armor...I just wanna KILL." The figure laughed.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Jan 2, 2019 7:57:20 GMT -7
"Thank you." Friday said as she took off. "So...how bad does it look? I mean the Maggia is involved." Jack asked. "Pretty bad. But they don't know about us, sooo...." Peter smiled. --------- "Ok, so why not...Weasel's suit is walking." Slapstick noted. Deadpool sighed. "The plot thickens. Let's go pick a fight."--------- "Ok...so...what the flying fucknuggets is this?" Weasel said. "Put the freaking gun down Lady or else my mech suit and I won't...is that Mr. Hyde, right behind you?" "On behalf of the Thunderbolts...surrender or die." Mr. Hyde sneered. "Option 3 it is." A portal opened beside him and a Spider Woman looking person jumped onto him. Hyde was then electrocuted by her touch. "Peter Parker is under our protection." A blue suited male Spider-Man said as he dropped from another portal. "Whatever this is, it isn't him you are after. Stand down." "I need context Peter." Weasel asked. "We're Spider Clones dude." Warp Spider said. "His allies." Hyde was smashed into tne wall by the woman, whose suit was apparently a symbiote. "Might want to talk faster Peter. They are coming too. The bad ones." --------- "Forget Quick and Cyber. It's our time Night." An armored looking Spider-Man said, several blocks away, swinging as a leaner, darker one followed. "Screw your glory Armor...I just wanna KILL." The figure laughed. "I hope it's fast... I want to make sure present day dad isn't too badly injured." said Spider-Girl as she took off her mask. --- Gretchen looked to the side. "Oh, no... not again." said Gretchen. --- "One of the other bad ones is already here!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!" laughed another Spider-Man, but this one was infused with the Carnage symbiote. Spider-Carnage then webs Penny. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Penny. Then, a posh-looking man walks in with a pistol and aims it at Penny. "Now what will it be, Parker... Miss Mitchell's life, or yours?" said Dr. Julius Moon. "I think the Jackal might be quite frustrated that I managed to pull off the thing that he never could... kill Peter Parker, unless you want Penny to bite the dust." "Forget about me, Pete!!! Run!!! Save yourself!!!" yelled Penny, intending to sacrifice herself for her childhood friend. "Moon... you underhanded son-of-a-bitch." said Spider-Gwen. "It's good to see you too, my dear creation." said Moon smugly. "Wait, so you-?" uttered Peter. "Yes, Parker... I created her and the serum that she has to use every once in a week..." said Moon. Peter then glared at Moon. He messed up with Gwen's DNA, and for that, he had to pay. He then swiftly jumps toward Moon and grabbed him. "YOU MONSTER!!!" yelled Peter angrily as he struggled with Moon. Spider-Gwen wanted to help him, but Spider-Carnage got in her way. "Ah-ah-ah... you interfere, and Penny dies." said Spider-Carnage. Gwen bites her lip. She couldn't risk Penny's life as well. Moon clocks Peter in the face. Peter falls, but instantly lands a punch on Moon's gut. Moon then grabs a bottle and shatters it on Peter's face. "DAAAAGH!!!" yelled Peter as his face was scarred and started bleeding. He then punches Moon in the face and grabs a crowbar that was lying beside a crate. "You wanna get dirty? Let's get dirty." said Peter with extreme anger. "Great... stuff's going down, and I have to wait till my neck heals." complained Lady Deadpool. Dallas ran to her patrol car and made a call to the station. "We need reinforcements at Hell's Kitchen... there's a big fight at the West Port Warehouse. Peter Parker has been found." said Dallas. "We're on our way." said the false Captain Barbera through the communicator. |
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Post by President Doom on Jan 2, 2019 8:35:23 GMT -7
"Oh my God...I feel so ripped off right now." Spider Lady got up. "I mean, he went and made an inferior symbiote clone. I mean, I bet you JUST have Spider-Man's powers, and I bet your symbiote is sentient. I got full, unrestricted control of mine, which is based off of Venom...the Superior one." Patrica was hoping to goad Spider-Carnage away from Gwen.
"Lookie lookie, Junior Detective went bondage, and who is this motherfucker hitting my soulmate?" Deadpool said.
"Wade, butt out. They will kill Penny." Weasel yelled. "...Is what I would say if not for this."
The House mech burst out of the building and landed between Penny and Spider-Carnage.
"Hope you're hungry Ugly...cuz it's time to serve ya BITCH LASAGNA." Weasel said as it began to blast a song at full volume.
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"Are you joking Wease?" Slapstick stared.
"Eat me." Weasel ran to Penny, hoping that this would free her too.
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"Fighting is detected up ahead." Friday reported. "Arriving in 1 minute."
"Jack, shield Katie, Julie, hit and run. I will weigh down weapons first, then we work on the people." Alwx said.
"We...just...do what we do. Start your webbing." Peter said.
"...that is your plan?" JJ said.
"Well...keep an eye out for clones and the Maggia." Peter said. "Let the other sort out the others more, we keep the fight from being super villian dog piled."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Jan 2, 2019 8:48:00 GMT -7
"Oh my God...I feel so ripped off right now." Spider Lady got up. "I mean, he went and made an inferior symbiote clone. I mean, I bet you JUST have Spider-Man's powers, and I bet your symbiote is sentient. I got full, unrestricted control of mine, which is based off of Venom...the Superior one." Patrica was hoping to goad Spider-Carnage away from Gwen. "Lookie lookie, Junior Detective went bondage, and who is this motherfucker hitting my soulmate?" Deadpool said. "Wade, butt out. They will kill Penny." Weasel yelled. "...Is what I would say if not for this." The House mech burst out of the building and landed between Penny and Spider-Carnage. "Hope you're hungry Ugly...cuz it's time to serve ya BITCH LASAGNA." Weasel said as it began to blast a song at full volume. (nsfw) "Are you joking Wease?" Slapstick stared. "Eat me." Weasel ran to Penny, hoping that this would free her too. -------- "Fighting is detected up ahead." Friday reported. "Arriving in 1 minute." "Jack, shield Katie, Julie, hit and run. I will weigh down weapons first, then we work on the people." Alwx said. "We...just...do what we do. Start your webbing." Peter said. "...that is your plan?" JJ said. "Well...keep an eye out for clones and the Maggia." Peter said. "Let the other sort out the others more, we keep the fight from being super villian dog piled." "YOU DARE TO INSULT ME, BITCH?!!!" yelled Spider-Carnage to Patricia before the House started playing its music. "YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!" Spider-Carnage released Penny as he lashed out in pain. Penny fell down. "AGH!!! Man... a bit more, and I might have been more squeezed out than a toothpaste tube." uttered Penny with relief before turning to Weasel. "Thanks... for saving me." Suddenly, more patrol cars started arriving on the scene. The fake Barbera was in one of them with Monahan and Yuri Watanabe. In another one, Lt. Stacy, Sgt. Meadows, Detective Stern and Commissioner Forrest were driving to a parking space and came out, holding their weapons in hand. "Just in time." said Dallas. Forrest fired two warning shots. "Okay, settle down!!! You guys are all under arrest." said Forrest authoritatively. "WHAT?!!! EVEN ME?!!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!" yelled Lady Deadpool as she was still healing. --- "Holy crap... if my old man is hurt, I swear I..." said Spider-Girl angrily. |
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Post by President Doom on Jan 2, 2019 9:00:13 GMT -7
"Excuse me Officers, but...how are you going to cuff me?" The Smartship Friday hovered over them. "I am letting my charges go to help stop the obvious bad guys. Anyone hurts them and I will park myself on you."
Spider-JJ jumped out and landed on the car by Barbera. "WHAT PART OF DON'T RUSH IN DIDN'T YOU GET?"
Power Pack left the ship and lowered themselves in. Katie turned and spotted movement. "OLD SPIDER MAN, INCOMING."
Peter jumped out in time to see Armor Spider backhand a cop car out of the way. "What in the world?"
"EXCUSE ME OFFICERS, YOUR ANGRY NEIGHBORHOOD ARMOR SPIDER IS WANTING A WORD WITH PARKER AND THE GUY HE IS BITCHSLAPPING. YOU'RE OUT OF MY WAY OR YOU'RE DEAD." Armor Spider yelled.
"Ain't he a tool?" Quick Spider dashed past Deadpool, clotheslining him as he ran for Warp. "TRAITOR!!!"
"Fuck." Warp jumped out of the way, but only just.
Night Spider lined up a shot and fired a web line that morphed into a spear, impailing a cop. "So many to kill. It is a bounty, really."
"BACK OFF, OR WE EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!" Venom said, tackling him.
Foolkiller sighed. "Remember when this was simple?" He looked at Gretchen. "Little help here?"
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Post by Mama's Boi on Jan 2, 2019 9:18:51 GMT -7
"Excuse me Officers, but...how are you going to cuff me?" The Smartship Friday hovered over them. "I am letting my charges go to help stop the obvious bad guys. Anyone hurts them and I will park myself on you." Spider-JJ jumped out and landed on the car by Barbera. "WHAT PART OF DON'T RUSH IN DIDN'T YOU GET?" Power Pack left the ship and lowered themselves in. Katie turned and spotted movement. "OLD SPIDER MAN, INCOMING." Peter jumped out in time to see Armor Spider backhand a cop car out of the way. "What in the world?" "EXCUSE ME OFFICERS, YOUR ANGRY NEIGHBORHOOD ARMOR SPIDER IS WANTING A WORD WITH PARKER AND THE GUY HE IS BITCHSLAPPING. YOU'RE OUT OF MY WAY OR YOU'RE DEAD." Armor Spider yelled. "Ain't he a tool?" Quick Spider dashed past Deadpool, clotheslining him as he ran for Warp. "TRAITOR!!!" "Fuck." Warp jumped out of the way, but only just. Night Spider lined up a shot and fired a web line that morphed into a spear, impailing a cop. "So many to kill. It is a bounty, really." "BACK OFF, OR WE EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!" Venom said, tackling him. Foolkiller sighed. "Remember when this was simple?" He looked at Gretchen. "Little help here?" Spider-Girl, Maria and Carol swung down from Friday. "WIPEOUT, DUUUUUUUUUDE!!!" yelled Spider-Girl as she landed on Lt. Stacy. "AGH!!!" yelled Stacy. Barbera just drew a gun and prepared to fire it at Spider-JJ, when suddenly, the gun is webbed. "Naughty naughty." said Maria as she hit Barbera with the shield. "Game's over... where's the real Captain?" "HOW DID YOU-?" uttered the Chameleon in his normal voice. "The real Captain Barbera would be smoking a cigar during a shootout... what did you do with him?" said Maria. "Wouldn't you like to know?" uttered the Chameleon before tossing a smoke bomb and escaping. "*cough* Shit!!!" yelled Maria. Suddenly, another car parked nearby and Hammerhead came out of it. "Awright!!! Action!!!" said Hammerhead as he charged towards the battle. Gretchen then used her reality warping power. Monahan is running toward Peter and Moon, when suddenly, Gretchen makes a rope appear in front of him. Monahan trips. "WHOOOOAAAAA!!!" yelled Monahan as he tripped. His gun flew through the air and it hits Sgt. Meadows' head. "OWWWW!!!" yelled Meadows as he was knocked out. Gretchen smirked confidently, when suddenly, she is taken by surprise by Hammerhead, who rams her and smashes her to a wall. "AGH!!!" yelled Gretchen. "Da Rose might be quite keen on usin' your powers, ya mutie broad." uttered Hammerhead with a devious smirk. Noir Spidey swung down and kicked Detective Stern in the face. "This isn't my regular kind of job... hitting cops just feels wrong... but oh, well..." remarked Noir Spidey. Peter was hitting Moon with the crowbar, when suddenly, Moon grabbed a tire iron and hits Peter in the knee. "DAAAGH!!!" yelled Peter as he grabbed his knee. Moon stands up and is about to bash Peter's head with the iron, only to be webbed by Spider-Gwen, his own creation. "I'M NOT LETTING YOU KILL HIM!!!" yelled Spider-Gwen. Lt. Stacy woke up and saw Spider-Gwen defending Peter. "Gwen?" uttered Stacy with disbelief. |
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Post by President Doom on Jan 2, 2019 9:33:32 GMT -7
Just then an explosion hit Friday. "My engines...have to land. Sorry kids."
The blast came from a rocket launcher held by the being riding Hammerhead's car. Cyber Spider turned to everyone. "Death to enemies of the Jackal."
Spider Lady turned. "GET AWAY FROM HIM, THAT ONE IS A DEATHLOK CYBORG."
Cyber Spider turned. "Three errant clones. Warp, Scarlet, Spider Lady...you are all slated for termination. Dr. Moon...you are your inferior products will join them."
"Not on my watch." The older Peter touched down.
"Another clone? No..sensors detect...multiversal duplicate...and another." He turned to him. "Intolerable abborationas must also die."
"Preferably by old age, thank you." Peter said before webbing his face.
Armor Spider picked up a car and threw it, but it was suddenly rammed back onto him.
"Stop throwing things." Alex glared.
"And who is going to stop me? You?" Armor laughed.
"I think he will." Alex smiled as Doppelganger pounced on him.
"I think not...Fool." A gun opened fire on Hammerhead. "Racism is a tool of the foolish." Foolkiller saie as he rushed his foe.
Slapstick screamed as he pounced the stunned Spider Carnage. "WELCOME TO THE JAM MOTHERFUCKER." He said, swinging his hammer for his head.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Jan 2, 2019 9:46:08 GMT -7
Just then an explosion hit Friday. "My engines...have to land. Sorry kids." The blast came from a rocket launcher held by the being riding Hammerhead's car. Cyber Spider turned to everyone. "Death to enemies of the Jackal." Spider Lady turned. "GET AWAY FROM HIM, THAT ONE IS A DEATHLOK CYBORG." Cyber Spider turned. "Three errant clones. Warp, Scarlet, Spider Lady...you are all slated for termination. Dr. Moon...you are your inferior products will join them." "Not on my watch." The older Peter touched down. "Another clone? No..sensors detect...multiversal duplicate...and another." He turned to him. "Intolerable abborationas must also die." "Preferably by old age, thank you." Peter said before webbing his face. Armor Spider picked up a car and threw it, but it was suddenly rammed back onto him. "Stop throwing things." Alex glared. "And who is going to stop me? You?" Armor laughed. "I think he will." Alex smiled as Doppelganger pounced on him. "I think not...Fool." A gun opened fire on Hammerhead. "Racism is a tool of the foolish." Foolkiller saie as he rushed his foe. Slapstick screamed as he pounced the stunned Spider Carnage. "WELCOME TO THE JAM MOTHERFUCKER." He said, swinging his hammer for his head. "Ohhhh, you gotta be kidding me." said Noir Spidey as he looked at Cyber Spider. Carol was engaging Yuri Watanabe. Yuri kicked Carol in the face. "KIIIIYAAAAAH!!!" yelled Yuri as she kicked Carol. "AGH!!! DAMN!!! Bitch can kick." said Carol. Carol then blocked Yuri's next kick. Spider-Gwen took the injured Peter to safety. She was reminded of why she loved him so much. Despite his natural shyness, Peter was incredibly brave and had a strong sense of justice. "Easy, Pete... I'm with you..." said Spider-Gwen as she took care of Peter. "No matter what, I'll always be with you." Peter looked at Spider-Gwen. A sweet smile was drawn on his damaged, bloody face. "We got to take you someplace where you can hide." said Spider-Gwen. "Try... Joyce Delaney's apartment... she has a room at the Savannah Hotel in Midtown. She is the only person who lives nearby that I trust... I think you'll see why I trust her. All the few other people I trust with my life are either out or they live a bit too far from here..." said Peter. "Okay, now hang on... we're getting out of here." said Spider-Gwen as she put on her mask and hood and swung away, holding onto Peter. "EY!!! GIT OUTTA HERE!!! AAAAHHHH!!!" yelled Hammerhead as he ran out from Foolkiller. Gretchen looks at Foolkiller. "Thank you..." said Gretchen. "NOOO!!! AAAAHHH!!! GET OFF OF MEEEEEE!!!" yelled Spider-Carnage with anger as he tried to free himself from Slapstick. |
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Post by President Doom on Jan 2, 2019 20:26:30 GMT -7
The song changed by the House Armor kept blasting at Spider Carnage.
Weasel began to lead Penny off. "And if you can believe it...this is a slow day."
"Hey...Jacksepticeye." Jack perked up. "Awesome." He blinked as Quick Spider ran through him. "Hey...rude."
"Stupid kid. Solidify. I'll make it fun." Quick Spider snapped at him before being blasted in the back.
"He isn't THAT stupid...you stupid." Katie said, glowing with power.
"Thanks Katie." Jack smiled.
"No problem. i hate idiots. It is my MO to remove them." Foolkiller cocked his gun. "Focus on the cops, jam their guns. They might turn on Venom and the girl symbiote clone. I got More stupid Flattop." Foolkiller raised his shotgun. "COME ON ADAMANTIUM FOR BRAINS."
Deadpool got up, grabbed his head and twisted it back in place. "FUCK YOU SEABISCUIT!!!" He ran after Quick.
Spider Lady took the time to pick up Lady Deadpool. "Let's move you before you trip the wrong person."
Mr. Hyde slowly sat up. "Fuck...everything...right now." He stood up. "OK...WHO IS THE CLEAR CUT BAD GUY?"
"Me." A hand touched him and he screamed. Carrion turned to the fight. "Witless fools...all of them."
Alex began weighing down cop weapons. "You guys were played by Chameleon. We are not your foes. Stand down now, or else WE can sue YOU for abuse of power, reckless endangerment, assault and several other charges. The claims against Peter Parker are false, whatever they are."
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"You can run Peter...but you cannot fully escape me." Jumping aftering them, cackling madly was the Jackal...and the Jackal...and...the Jackal. All dressed as he used to be.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Jan 3, 2019 2:40:49 GMT -7
The song changed by the House Armor kept blasting at Spider Carnage. Weasel began to lead Penny off. "And if you can believe it...this is a slow day." "Hey...Jacksepticeye." Jack perked up. "Awesome." He blinked as Quick Spider ran through him. "Hey...rude." "Stupid kid. Solidify. I'll make it fun." Quick Spider snapped at him before being blasted in the back. "He isn't THAT stupid...you stupid." Katie said, glowing with power. "Thanks Katie." Jack smiled. "No problem. i hate idiots. It is my MO to remove them." Foolkiller cocked his gun. "Focus on the cops, jam their guns. They might turn on Venom and the girl symbiote clone. I got More stupid Flattop." Foolkiller raised his shotgun. "COME ON ADAMANTIUM FOR BRAINS." Deadpool got up, grabbed his head and twisted it back in place. "FUCK YOU SEABISCUIT!!!" He ran after Quick. Spider Lady took the time to pick up Lady Deadpool. "Let's move you before you trip the wrong person." Mr. Hyde slowly sat up. "Fuck...everything...right now." He stood up. "OK...WHO IS THE CLEAR CUT BAD GUY?" "Me." A hand touched him and he screamed. Carrion turned to the fight. "Witless fools...all of them." Alex began weighing down cop weapons. "You guys were played by Chameleon. We are not your foes. Stand down now, or else WE can sue YOU for abuse of power, reckless endangerment, assault and several other charges. The claims against Peter Parker are false, whatever they are." ------------- "You can run Peter...but you cannot fully escape me." Jumping aftering them, cackling madly was the Jackal...and the Jackal...and...the Jackal. All dressed as he used to be. ----------- "Does that mean you get much more excitement than this?" asked Penny. "If so, then I would really be up for it." "Time for gun jamming." said Gretchen as she waved her hands around and did gestures. Then, the cops fired their guns, but instead of bullets, there were flags with the word BANG coming out. "What the hell?" uttered Detective Stern as he looked at his gun. "YOOOOOWWWWW!!!" yelled Hammerhead. He then grabbed his tommy gun and fired back. "Thanks, mysterious clone girl." said Lady Deadpool. "Stop fighting!!!" yelled Commissioner Forrest. "Let's hear 'em out." The cops heard the old Commissioner's voice and immediately did as he ordered. --- Spider-Gwen looked back. "Begorrah!!! I think you'll have to go alone, Pete... I'll distract them. I'll join you as soon as I finish dealing with them." said Spider-Gwen as she left Peter behind an alley so he wouldn't be seen by the three Jackals. "YO, UGLIES!!! I'M OVER HERE. If you want Peter, you guys'll have to go through me!!!" Peter limped off without being noticed while Spider-Gwen fired webs at the Jackals. --- Peter limped towards his destination. He felt pain all over his body, but he was determined to get to the hotel. Once he arrived, he knocked on Joyce Delaney's door. He was about to collapse due to all the pain he was feeling. |
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Post by President Doom on Jan 3, 2019 14:53:38 GMT -7
"Ok so, what are the charges?" Alex asked.
"He kidnapped his...room...mate." A cop said as he realized she was fighting to stop him. "And...fuck, we got played huh?"
"You got played, big time. I can concur. The attack was Hammerhead and my Deathlok." Carrion turned. "Likely played up by Moon and his associates. Don't get me wrong, i could give two shits. But..." Suddenly a hail of bullets fire at him through a portal. Carrion barely had time to phase through them. He turned to see Warp Spider shielding Foolkiller from Hammerhead with a well placed portal. "Good try Boy. Not good enough but...A for effort."
"Up yours." Warp Spider said.
"As I was saying, this gets in the way of my revenge. I don't want anything stopping me from getting the kill. Not you officers, not Moon...not anyone." Carrion scoffed. "Clones...pull out. Quick, whisk Hammerhead out of here. He was a good sport." Carrion let go of Hyde. "He has a healing factor, I can tell. He will live." He began to float.
Armor turned and fired a thick cable of webbing. "THIS IS NOT OVER!!"
Cyber Spider turned. "Tend to the wounded Hero." He said to Peter before taking a flying leap.
Night screamed. "I WASN'T DONE!!" He relented, warping out. Eddie stood there, a Darkforce blade sticking into his chest.
"That...was...not...pleasant." Eddie said as it faded. He slumped over, in pain. The symbiote began work healing him.
Quick snatched up Hammerhead and took off. "No complaints or we ditch you."
"ANOTHER TIME BOYS." Carrion laughed as he flew off.
Hyde laid there, weak and writing in pain.
"We should stop them." Ben said.
"No...look after the wounded." Peter told him. "Make sure Hyde is ok. You don't want to upset Quake now."
"Parker...someone...go after him." Venom said as he braced himself. "Too easy. It's the Jackal. Too easy...is not his thing."
Peter looked at him. "Don't worry, he is covered."
"Patricia. I am his gender swapped clone." Spider Lady swung her over to safety and set her down. "Need me to hold your head so the spine heal better?"
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A Jackal jumped, only to get blasted by a wave of fire.
"Genetic scans show their clone make up unstable. They have an hour to live at best. It is best to exterminate them now than let them suffer degradation."
"Well Sugah, Ah hope you're more kind to the stable ones." Another was picked up by a web line. "Gwen, y'all get the last one ok?" Flying overhead was Rogue, but...not. She seemed to be equipped with Spider-Man gear, and the other one was a robotic Spider-Man.
"We are allies. Do not be afraid." Spider-Bot spoke up. "I am the creation of an alternate Spider-Man. I am his son. Spider-Rogue is an amalgamate of my father and her from an unforutantely long power drain from her world. You are safe."
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"Oh Peter, you poor...poor thing." The door opened and there stood....the Jackal. "Good thing I am merely here to help. Death is too soon for you. Don't worry, Joyce is safe. Right?"
The door opened and she stood there, pointing a gun at him.
"She forgets...even if she kills me...I will rise again." Miles snickered as he picked him up. "Come, let me tend to your wounds. I took my game too far, well...kind of. Outside issues and all."
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