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Post by President Doom on Aug 24, 2019 7:03:22 GMT -7
"Mind if I tag along, I am still learning much about your reality." Takuya asked Peter.
"What about us?" Mamushi turned. "The robot is fine, we came to help you. If you are just wasting my time..."
"Mamushi, seriously." Night Cat asked.
"And you are?" Jessica asked.
"Black cat's sister. And you are Jessica Jones of Alias Investigations. Big fan. Don't mind him. Baby Daddy's..." Night Cat spoke.
"Is that all I am?" Mamushi scoffed.
"You get a sex change I don't know of?" Night Cat asked him.
Mamushi shook his head. "Tch."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 24, 2019 7:11:42 GMT -7
"Mind if I tag along, I am still learning much about your reality." Takuya asked Peter. "What about us?" Mamushi turned. "The robot is fine, we came to help you. If you are just wasting my time..." "Mamushi, seriously." Night Cat asked. "And you are?" Jessica asked. "Black cat's sister. And you are Jessica Jones of Alias Investigations. Big fan. Don't mind him. Baby Daddy's..." Night Cat spoke. "Is that all I am?" Mamushi scoffed. "You get a sex change I don't know of?" Night Cat asked him. Mamushi shook his head. "Tch." "Well, sure... you can come." said Peter. Sarah looked at Night Cat and blushed a bit. "Oh... oh, my..." said Sarah, finding Night Cat quite attractive. The Spot then made a portal to the address. Peter smiled at Joyce. "After you, my lady." said Peter. |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 24, 2019 8:08:11 GMT -7
"That didn't answer my question. The group has split, what of us?" Mamushi said.
"Hi...still here." Ben waved. "I'm not glued to my brother."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 24, 2019 8:18:52 GMT -7
"That didn't answer my question. The group has split, what of us?" Mamushi said. "Hi...still here." Ben waved. "I'm not glued to my brother." "You can hang around with us." said Dave. "Maybe you'll get to know us a bit better... not in that way of course." He then patted Mamushi's shoulder and walked off. "Forgive him... he tends to joke around with people." said Penny. "Anyway, yeah, you can be here with us... we won't judge you like so many people have done before." Sarah looked at Night Cat. "H-hello..." said Sarah shyly. |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 24, 2019 8:27:26 GMT -7
"Hello." Night Cat said, smiling. "I can watch her if you like Peter. Go do you. Last thing Felicia would want...is you compromising yourself." She looked sad. "I'll keep asshole in line here. And Dave? That was your freebie with him. My ex is not a physical touch kind of guy...except if it breaking a man's face in." She said before looking at Sarah. "You ok?"
He looked at Dave. "It is not smart to goad a snake, I let you have a pass out of ignorance."
"You are every bit the asshole I heard of." Luke said. "I'll watch him. He can't bite me."
"I love a good challenge." Mamushi smiled.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 24, 2019 8:31:56 GMT -7
"Hello." Night Cat said, smiling. "I can watch her if you like Peter. Go do you. Last thing Felicia would want...is you compromising yourself." She looked sad. "I'll keep asshole in line here. And Dave? That was your freebie with him. My ex is not a physical touch kind of guy...except if it breaking a man's face in." She said before looking at Sarah. "You ok?" He looked at Dave. "It is not smart to goad a snake, I let you have a pass out of ignorance." "You are every bit the asshole I heard of." Luke said. "I'll watch him. He can't bite me." "I love a good challenge." Mamushi smiled. "Jeez... tough crowd." said Dave. "Thanks, Felicity... I know I can count on you." said Peter before going through the portal. (Peter, Joyce and Takuya's part continued in The Alchemax Corporation) "I... I'm alright... I'm just... confused to see my father acting so nice... especially after being exposed to Spider-Carnage for this long." said Sarah to Felicity. |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 24, 2019 8:55:57 GMT -7
"Spider-Carnage is no more Peter than I am." Ben looked at her. "He's a clone, the only thing he shares with Pete is genes and hand me down memories. He was made to be something else, something wrong...and then Carnage came and dialed that to 50." He took off his mask. "Never trust your eyes around people like Moon, trust hearts. See the person behind the face. Look for the good, the one thing that guy will never have. Same with me, please. You're my niece...and I will move heaven and earth to keep you safe."
"Listen to him. I grew up with your Dad. He is a bit dense but he is one of the most pure people I know." Jessica said.
"Hell I like him, and I don't like easy." Luke said. "Wish he could tone down the ill timed humor but...other than that...he's good."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 24, 2019 9:07:18 GMT -7
"Spider-Carnage is no more Peter than I am." Ben looked at her. "He's a clone, the only thing he shares with Pete is genes and hand me down memories. He was made to be something else, something wrong...and then Carnage came and dialed that to 50." He took off his mask. "Never trust your eyes around people like Moon, trust hearts. See the person behind the face. Look for the good, the one thing that guy will never have. Same with me, please. You're my niece...and I will move heaven and earth to keep you safe." "Listen to him. I grew up with your Dad. He is a bit dense but he is one of the most pure people I know." Jessica said. "Hell I like him, and I don't like easy." Luke said. "Wish he could tone down the ill timed humor but...other than that...he's good." "Sorry about that, Mr. Cage... it runs with the family..." said Buck to Luke, knowing what he meant with ill-timed humor. "Hey, your old guy is great... we've hung out ever since we were kids. He's the only one who matches me in the ill-timed joke meter." said Dave. "He's fun." "If it weren't for him, my dad and I would have died years ago... he has saved our lives countless times." said Penny. Sarah then looked at them all and smiled, feeling comfortable. "If only I could have truly known him..." said Sarah. "But thanks to Moon, all I knew was an impostor." "Well, there must be at least some good in Spider-Carnage at least... every Peter Parker has good in him... well, except most of Warren's clones... though some of them like Ben, Pat and Paul, god bless his soul, did see the light." said Dave. |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 24, 2019 9:16:19 GMT -7
"If he did what he did to her, it doesn't matter." Jessica said as she looked at Dave. "Anyoen who would force himself on another is sick, and this is someone who understands her attack literally has no way of having a real relationship because of his powers. Kilgrave is a victim of his power sure, but is he getting help? No. He's abusing it, using it as an excuse. This guy, same boat. Might not have asked for it, but that line...way crossed."
"See...if Pete was in that ball park, she would break him into pieces....and she had a crush on him in High School." Ben looked at Luke. "No offense Luke."
"None taken. At least it wasn't Flash Thompson." Luke said.
"Oh God, as if I would fall for Eugene." Jessica made a face.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 24, 2019 9:27:07 GMT -7
"If he did what he did to her, it doesn't matter." Jessica said as she looked at Dave. "Anyoen who would force himself on another is sick, and this is someone who understands her attack literally has no way of having a real relationship because of his powers. Kilgrave is a victim of his power sure, but is he getting help? No. He's abusing it, using it as an excuse. This guy, same boat. Might not have asked for it, but that line...way crossed." "See...if Pete was in that ball park, she would break him into pieces....and she had a crush on him in High School." Ben looked at Luke. "No offense Luke." "None taken. At least it wasn't Flash Thompson." Luke said. "Oh God, as if I would fall for Eugene." Jessica made a face. "Cruel but true." said Penny. "I guess the Carnage symbiote in him really made him more evil than the real Pete would be..." "Yeah... SPIDOC told me that... if Peter became evil... he would never resort to rape... unless a symbiote as insane and depraved as Carnage took control of him." said Spider-Carol. "If she had fallen for Flash, I would be shattered to pieces. Even back then I liked to pull pranks on ol' bully boy." remarked Dave. "Well, who knows... maybe an AU version of dad would have ended up with you, Mrs. Cage. After all, the only reason he didn't act on his feelings for you and mom was because he was with Aunt Gwen." said Buck. "He did admit that you, mom, Felicia Hardy and Liz Allan were his biggest crushes other than Aunt Gwen and Aunt MJ." |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 25, 2019 5:19:37 GMT -7
"Jessica. Technically it's Mrs. Jones-Cage, but i don't go by it due to career stuff. Should I be Aunt Jess and...did he ever say why he never asked me out in spite of that?" Jessica asked.
"Maybe because he was a skinny teen distracted by guilt and target locked on Liz Allen from how you described it?" Luke said. "Back me up Reilly."
"I...don't feel I should abuse my shared knowledge to justify his life choices." Ben said to him.
"Likely a good call." Luke looked around. "So...we're in a ship...owned by another Spider-Man?"
"That transforms into a big...Megazord thing." Ben clarified.
"The Hell you say? We're in a Transformer?" Luke asked.
"Transformers are sentient, a Zord a machine to pilot. Come on man, what did you watch growing up?"
Everyone turned to Mamushi.
"I grew up on Super Sentai and anime, it's from my culture." Mamushi scoffed.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 25, 2019 5:50:42 GMT -7
"Jessica. Technically it's Mrs. Jones-Cage, but i don't go by it due to career stuff. Should I be Aunt Jess and...did he ever say why he never asked me out in spite of that?" Jessica asked. "Maybe because he was a skinny teen distracted by guilt and target locked on Liz Allen from how you described it?" Luke said. "Back me up Reilly." "I...don't feel I should abuse my shared knowledge to justify his life choices." Ben said to him. "Likely a good call." Luke looked around. "So...we're in a ship...owned by another Spider-Man?" "That transforms into a big...Megazord thing." Ben clarified. "The Hell you say? We're in a Transformer?" Luke asked. "Transformers are sentient, a Zord a machine to pilot. Come on man, what did you watch growing up?" Everyone turned to Mamushi. "I grew up on Super Sentai and anime, it's from my culture." Mamushi scoffed. "Well... Aunt Jess... sorry, I tend to be way too formal at times... anyway, another reason why he didn't make a move with you was because he didn't know you liked him that way. Like, at all. If he had, he would have definitely considered to go in and just hold you in his arms... however, by the time Aunt Gwen died, you were already married." said Buck. "Did you say Transformers? Man, I have an entire collection of those fuckers in my room." said Dave. "I still hunt down some whenever I'm not dating Susan." |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 25, 2019 5:58:30 GMT -7
"Suuuuuure he didn't. Matt would have been able to see it." Ben said. "That much I can say."
Luke laughed. "Damn, that's cold." The Hero for Hire high fived him.
"Did you really just...jack ass." Jessica gave Luke a look.
"It was a good burn at the chicken's expense. If I went to Midtown, I would have been all over you. I saw your year books. You used to rcok jean shorts. And that prom pic..." Luke smiled.
"I should have burned that. Nothing like me in a dress watching Patsy surrounded by boys while I scared off the losers." Jessica grumbled.
"Anything expensive?" Mamushi asked.
Felicity gave him a look.
"Now I can't tease?" Mamushi replied. "You wanted me to lighten up around the mammals. Here I am doing it."
She rolled her eyes. "I would just steal it back for him anyways."
"I am not so sloppy as when we were dating." Mamushi replied.
"So wait...Habu and that guy are brothers?" Ben asked. "How is everyone's fave Cyborg foster dad tied to Mr. Personality?"
"How am I related to Kurtis Stryker? It happens man." Luke said.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 25, 2019 6:07:20 GMT -7
"Suuuuuure he didn't. Matt would have been able to see it." Ben said. "That much I can say." Luke laughed. "Damn, that's cold." The Hero for Hire high fived him. "Did you really just...jack ass." Jessica gave Luke a look. "It was a good burn at the chicken's expense. If I went to Midtown, I would have been all over you. I saw your year books. You used to rcok jean shorts. And that prom pic..." Luke smiled. "I should have burned that. Nothing like me in a dress watching Patsy surrounded by boys while I scared off the losers." Jessica grumbled. "Anything expensive?" Mamushi asked. Felicity gave him a look. "Now I can't tease?" Mamushi replied. "You wanted me to lighten up around the mammals. Here I am doing it." She rolled her eyes. "I would just steal it back for him anyways." "I am not so sloppy as when we were dating." Mamushi replied. "So wait...Habu and that guy are brothers?" Ben asked. "How is everyone's fave Cyborg foster dad tied to Mr. Personality?" "How am I related to Kurtis Stryker? It happens man." Luke said. "Well, M... I mean... Aunt Jess... at least now you know things would have been different if you both had known." said Buck. "Of course if you did, I wouldn't exist." "Well, most expensive thing I have is Grand fuckin' Maximus!!!" said Dave. "And yes, he's in the box. I wanted to buy BlackZarak, but with all the Gold Plastic shit, I decided to avoid a lifetime of stress and suffering. Still, I keep my stuff well protected so super-powered thieves don't get in... I may joke a lot, but I'm no dunce." |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 25, 2019 6:20:11 GMT -7
"I know, just...road not taken. Better one that...what if I never fought Kilgrave?" Jessica said. "Hey SeptciEye, you're awfully quiet for a youtuber."
Jack turned. "Wait...you know me?"
"Yeah...I do. I got curious as to seeing you swing, did some research. Is our you ok with you being here?" Jessica asked.
"Yeah, I have it all worked out." Jack said.
Mamushi made a face. "If it is going to be a challenge..."
"No. And don't bait him. No system is perfect. Ever. It's our job to be the exception." Night Cat said.
"Our?" Jessica asked.
"I am my father's daughter." Night Cat said.
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