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Post by President Doom on Nov 1, 2019 23:06:02 GMT -7
"You gonna snog behind a cactus? Have some decency Thor. Save that depravity for your adopted brother and Zeus." Jamie said. "And thank you for the compliment, however...I am a bit of a hypocrite. I myself have a history of being less than decent. Though I am working on it. Gotta set an example for the kiddies, what between the Chimeras and the actual kids. Anywho west. I would quote the Beverly Hillbillies, but that would be beneath me. Cali has something to bring you peace of mind Banner, though I know not what. That bloody Grandmaster is a bloody cockblocker, masking any attempt to see way into the future. I figure cheat and repay you for your kindness to my sister."
"We are going to need faster transport. Can you muster that Mister Braddock?" Bloodhawk asked. "You all are not fit to last too long in the desert."
"I can pull a bloody oasis with a burger joint out of my ass. What are you talking about Reptile Man? But Mojo would kick up a fit. Gotta combine function with balance. Can't be too fast." Jamie sat there. "Gotta be big...roomy, fast enough to get there...slow enough to allow for something to happen. Not a train..."
Bloodhawk growled.
"Easy, he's touchy about his transformed states' looks." Krystalin said.
"My preferred state." Bloodhawk said.
"An Oasis sounds nice." Caribe said.
"Gotta add a bath for you." Jamie sighed. "Gotta make up like...the ultimate off road tour bus/limo/camper love child here." He paused. "Sumo, Caribe...do you want to remain? You are kinda redundant at this point. No offense mates. The lass won't go, she is duty bound."
Caribe looked at Steel Sumo. "I could settle with going back home."
"Indeed. I could too." Sumo looked at the future X-Men and bowed. "If you need us...we will come. I hope to see you on Krakoa."
Caribe nodded. "Yes, you would be welcome X-Men of the future."
Xi'an nodded. "Thank you for your acceptance."
"Give Charlie my love." Jamie poofed them back. "No pool then, good." He held out his hands. "Come on, don't bugger this up now James Junior. You can do it. Just picture it and make it happen."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 2, 2019 4:45:58 GMT -7
"You gonna snog behind a cactus? Have some decency Thor. Save that depravity for your adopted brother and Zeus." Jamie said. "And thank you for the compliment, however...I am a bit of a hypocrite. I myself have a history of being less than decent. Though I am working on it. Gotta set an example for the kiddies, what between the Chimeras and the actual kids. Anywho west. I would quote the Beverly Hillbillies, but that would be beneath me. Cali has something to bring you peace of mind Banner, though I know not what. That bloody Grandmaster is a bloody cockblocker, masking any attempt to see way into the future. I figure cheat and repay you for your kindness to my sister." "We are going to need faster transport. Can you muster that Mister Braddock?" Bloodhawk asked. "You all are not fit to last too long in the desert." "I can pull a bloody oasis with a burger joint out of my ass. What are you talking about Reptile Man? But Mojo would kick up a fit. Gotta combine function with balance. Can't be too fast." Jamie sat there. "Gotta be big...roomy, fast enough to get there...slow enough to allow for something to happen. Not a train..." Bloodhawk growled. "Easy, he's touchy about his transformed states' looks." Krystalin said. "My preferred state." Bloodhawk said. "An Oasis sounds nice." Caribe said. "Gotta add a bath for you." Jamie sighed. "Gotta make up like...the ultimate off road tour bus/limo/camper love child here." He paused. "Sumo, Caribe...do you want to remain? You are kinda redundant at this point. No offense mates. The lass won't go, she is duty bound." Caribe looked at Steel Sumo. "I could settle with going back home." "Indeed. I could too." Sumo looked at the future X-Men and bowed. "If you need us...we will come. I hope to see you on Krakoa." Caribe nodded. "Yes, you would be welcome X-Men of the future." Xi'an nodded. "Thank you for your acceptance." "Give Charlie my love." Jamie poofed them back. "No pool then, good." He held out his hands. "Come on, don't bugger this up now James Junior. You can do it. Just picture it and make it happen." "You mean... I'm going to find my cure there?" asked Banner. "I will be normal again?" "Let's hope so... we've been travelling for so long." said Black Widow. "An oasis?" uttered Thor. "Man, this I gotta see." said Blake. Blake then started thinking. "Now... if he could bring Jane here, my life would be complete and I could at least stand for this big lug. I just hope she hasn't dumped me." thought Blake, still wondering if Jane Foster was single. After all, it has been a year since he last saw her. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 2, 2019 6:00:08 GMT -7
"I can't say that. I just felt something positive for you. Maybe a renewed sense of hope? Maybe you save a burning orphanage from ne'er do e'lls? Maybe you find a long lost second cousin twice removed? I don't rightly know. And I could...but it is more efficient to make a massive vehicle with a bar and AC right now." He said. "i am trying not to reenact that Simpsons episode where Homer buggered a car design though...this is big." He said as a frame began to form. "Bloodhawk, can you revert to human for this? It would be better to not account for your wingspan."
Bloodhawk sighed as he turned human. "If I must."
"Bloody good mate. A man must be accepting of circumstances now." James smiled.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 2, 2019 6:08:07 GMT -7
"I can't say that. I just felt something positive for you. Maybe a renewed sense of hope? Maybe you save a burning orphanage from ne'er do e'lls? Maybe you find a long lost second cousin twice removed? I don't rightly know. And I could...but it is more efficient to make a massive vehicle with a bar and AC right now." He said. "i am trying not to reenact that Simpsons episode where Homer buggered a car design though...this is big." He said as a frame began to form. "Bloodhawk, can you revert to human for this? It would be better to not account for your wingspan." Bloodhawk sighed as he turned human. "If I must." "Bloody good mate. A man must be accepting of circumstances now." James smiled. Banner just sighed. "Well... what's the point of that if I can't get rid of my other half." said Banner. "Don't lose hope, David. We will find a cure." said Black Widow. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 2, 2019 6:20:43 GMT -7
"Mr. Banner...haven't you figured out what this world has become. One big TV show. Your tale is a most compelling one too, a man seeking to cure the beast within. Will he be cured? Will he learn to accept the beast within? Will it consume him? Will he die trying, or worse?" James looked at him. "Having said that...you should at least believe the end game will be positive. This isn't Alf of Dinosaurs after all, and those were right depressing ends." He stared at him. "But if it was easy...they might be cruel with you...and renew the show for another go. So you best give it a go now...and make the ride memorable. Pray they decide to do a reboot at worst."
"It does sound like something this Mojo would do." Bloodhawk looked at Banner. "Why do you fear your other half? From what I know of the Hulk of yore...you did a lot of good as him."
"Hulk of yore?" Meanstreak asked.
"Henri, let it be." Ravage said as he took his bestial form. "You have to remember Bloodhawk, some of us can handle being a monster, others...not so much. Our Hulk might be more eager...but they are different men, fighting different wars, and yet...it is ironic. Ours...was based in what was Hollywood...once before California split in two. THE big quake happened between now and then."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 2, 2019 6:28:00 GMT -7
"Mr. Banner...haven't you figured out what this world has become. One big TV show. Your tale is a most compelling one too, a man seeking to cure the beast within. Will he be cured? Will he learn to accept the beast within? Will it consume him? Will he die trying, or worse?" James looked at him. "Having said that...you should at least believe the end game will be positive. This isn't Alf of Dinosaurs after all, and those were right depressing ends." He stared at him. "But if it was easy...they might be cruel with you...and renew the show for another go. So you best give it a go now...and make the ride memorable. Pray they decide to do a reboot at worst." "It does sound like something this Mojo would do." Bloodhawk looked at Banner. "Why do you fear your other half? From what I know of the Hulk of yore...you did a lot of good as him." "Hulk of yore?" Meanstreak asked. "Henri, let it be." Ravage said as he took his bestial form. "You have to remember Bloodhawk, some of us can handle being a monster, others...not so much. Our Hulk might be more eager...but they are different men, fighting different wars, and yet...it is ironic. Ours...was based in what was Hollywood...once before California split in two. THE big quake happened between now and then." "Waiwaiwait, hold it a minute... you mean to say that to this Mojo guy... we're nothing but TV stars?" uttered Blake with disbelief before his tone became casual. "Wow... cool. I wonder what Jane would think of it." Thor just rolled his eyes around. "Blake, for an egghead, you sure are a complete twit." said Thor. "I can't control my other half... my conscious mind stops once I change and I fear what it might do. Someday, I could lose control... the breaks would be off and I could kill someone." said Banner. "I must get rid of the creature. It has caused me nothing but grief and stress." |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 2, 2019 7:13:57 GMT -7
"You preach to the choir. Wanna know why my type tends to go batty?" Jamie said. "We are mortal, our mind are finite and all. So imagine these powers kick in and all of a sudden...you are seeing everything and nothing all at the same time...the extreme absolutes. Literally all of existence and non existence...because your power can affect all. It is like overflowing a cup and leaving it to sit in it's mess, only the cup is alive and trying to deal with it all, wanting to get it all back in and understand why in the first place that was done if it couldn't old all that drink. Drives a bloke to the looney bin trying to fix what isn't fixable. I am learning now how to cope being that cup, learning to be ok with the mess." Jamie looked at him. "If you cannot accept other options, you have no hope of winning mate. It ain't all or nothing. This could be you until the end of time. Have you ever considered...he might be a solution and not a problem?" He smiled.
"You keep mentioning Jane Foster...who was she?" Krystalin asked Donald.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 2, 2019 7:24:10 GMT -7
"You preach to the choir. Wanna know why my type tends to go batty?" Jamie said. "We are mortal, our mind are finite and all. So imagine these powers kick in and all of a sudden...you are seeing everything and nothing all at the same time...the extreme absolutes. Literally all of existence and non existence...because your power can affect all. It is like overflowing a cup and leaving it to sit in it's mess, only the cup is alive and trying to deal with it all, wanting to get it all back in and understand why in the first place that was done if it couldn't old all that drink. Drives a bloke to the looney bin trying to fix what isn't fixable. I am learning now how to cope being that cup, learning to be ok with the mess." Jamie looked at him. "If you cannot accept other options, you have no hope of winning mate. It ain't all or nothing. This could be you until the end of time. Have you ever considered...he might be a solution and not a problem?" He smiled. "You keep mentioning Jane Foster...who was she?" Krystalin asked Donald. Banner sighed and looked into the distance. "No... never considered it a solution. Do you know how it is to have nightmares and when you wake up, you find out that you torn down the place and your second wife is lying on the bed, with a bruised arm, trying to make me feel less guilty about harming her? She said it was an accident, but still, that accident could have cost a life." said Banner. "I can't live like this. Not being able to sleep peacefully because of the possibility of a nightmare making my Mr. Hyde come out." "My date... well, I dunno if she is anymore. We met at Harvard while we were studying biology. Been a year since I last saw her. Maybe she moved on, found another guy who isn't a loser who hangs out with a womanizing, overbearing Fabio of the Fyords. I do wish I knew, though. Dr. Banner was one of my teachers back at Harvard, and I kinda have to pay him back for all he did for me back then, even though I mostly frustrated him due to all the trouble I got." said Blake. "Still... kind of wish I was back there." |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 2, 2019 7:49:13 GMT -7
"Mate...I could unmake this planet with a stray thought. Try having nightmares about that. I don't got an option B, not without maiming myself and losing...a piece of me. The thought of dumping the glass and leaving it empty...I'd be right back in the mad house. But, how about a test then?" Jamie held out a hand. "Drug I and Drug M, straight from Krakoa. Drug I cures all physical wounds. M, all mental. Pop 'em. See if they help. If you still go green, then he is no disease or mental disorder. You rule that out right now. Should take effect...by the time we reach Cali." Jamie said as the craft was formed. "Hey, I did it. None to shabby, took inspiration from the outside from the Stone's tour bus."
Xi'an stared as he pulled down his face scarf. "Most impressive."
"Shall we get on board then?" Bloodhawk muttered.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 2, 2019 8:29:08 GMT -7
"Mate...I could unmake this planet with a stray thought. Try having nightmares about that. I don't got an option B, not without maiming myself and losing...a piece of me. The thought of dumping the glass and leaving it empty...I'd be right back in the mad house. But, how about a test then?" Jamie held out a hand. "Drug I and Drug M, straight from Krakoa. Drug I cures all physical wounds. M, all mental. Pop 'em. See if they help. If you still go green, then he is no disease or mental disorder. You rule that out right now. Should take effect...by the time we reach Cali." Jamie said as the craft was formed. "Hey, I did it. None to shabby, took inspiration from the outside from the Stone's tour bus." Xi'an stared as he pulled down his face scarf. "Most impressive." "Shall we get on board then?" Bloodhawk muttered. "Very well... if you say so, I'll try them." said Banner. He then grabbed one pill of each and took them. "Let's go. About time we went back to civilization." said Blake. "I wonder if there will be pretty women in there." said Thor. "You kidding? Of course there is some nice tail for you there." said Blake. "But even if there wasn't, you still have purple hair and redhead to have fun with." "True." uttered Thor plainly. "Incidentally, can't you think of anything else other than sex and violence?" said Blake with frustration. "Of course not. Any good Asgardian has to enjoy himself." remarked Thor. Blake just shook his head as he entered the ship. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 2, 2019 9:12:26 GMT -7
"Incidently it is also why I am not allowed to cure or separate you without ill effect. Grandmaster would step in and undo it." Jamie said as they got on. "Had to address that elephant." He got on and looked around. "I didn't bugger it up. Sister, look...I pulled it off in one."
Cerebra looked around. "Did you make a driver?"
"Got one from the island." Jamie said. "Worry not."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 2, 2019 9:19:50 GMT -7
"Incidently it is also why I am not allowed to cure or separate you without ill effect. Grandmaster would step in and undo it." Jamie said as they got on. "Had to address that elephant." He got on and looked around. "I didn't bugger it up. Sister, look...I pulled it off in one." Cerebra looked around. "Did you make a driver?" "Got one from the island." Jamie said. "Worry not." Banner just reacted with frustration. "Grandmaster..." said Banner, irritated by the fact that a higher power could undo his efforts. "I'm impressed, dear brother." said Psylocke as she smiled. "I wonder what other surprises you have in your bag of tricks." |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 2, 2019 9:48:52 GMT -7
"Easy, you have to play by the rules of a show. This means something in your favor mate. A story needs a plot and a conclusion. And a good one need some takeaway. If anything...this will help." Jamie sat down. "Think about it Mate...Most malarkey on Tv follows a more solid structure than the days of old. People are less concerned about random syndication filled one offs and more with flowing story arcs, character progression and eventual conclusions. They even love the fact that a bloke like me is able to break it down due to my perception that...I can see the universe guiding all. Not actively, not really. Not even they know the ending. But there is one." He leaned on an arm rest. "And who doesn't love a happy ending mate. Cuz you...even if you are Rick Grimes removed from the plot, they come at you with resolution. It more than guarantees you will get an answer, most likely a favorable one."
"TV isn't like that in our time. Then again, until Doom took over it was used to oppress from big business. I remember an Alchemax staff meeting where a man was fired and tossed out a window for suggesting someone got a free vaccination to gain sympathy from the masses. I wasn't there, sadly, they guy was...on their way down, went past my window. Had no tiem to save him." Henri said.
"That just proves what kind of a monster Tyler Stone was." Xi'an said.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Nov 2, 2019 9:59:01 GMT -7
"Easy, you have to play by the rules of a show. This means something in your favor mate. A story needs a plot and a conclusion. And a good one need some takeaway. If anything...this will help." Jamie sat down. "Think about it Mate...Most malarkey on Tv follows a more solid structure than the days of old. People are less concerned about random syndication filled one offs and more with flowing story arcs, character progression and eventual conclusions. They even love the fact that a bloke like me is able to break it down due to my perception that...I can see the universe guiding all. Not actively, not really. Not even they know the ending. But there is one." He leaned on an arm rest. "And who doesn't love a happy ending mate. Cuz you...even if you are Rick Grimes removed from the plot, they come at you with resolution. It more than guarantees you will get an answer, most likely a favorable one." "TV isn't like that in our time. Then again, until Doom took over it was used to oppress from big business. I remember an Alchemax staff meeting where a man was fired and tossed out a window for suggesting someone got a free vaccination to gain sympathy from the masses. I wasn't there, sadly, they guy was...on their way down, went past my window. Had no tiem to save him." Henri said. "That just proves what kind of a monster Tyler Stone was." Xi'an said. "Fuck... so now we have been relegated to soap opera characters. I wonder when the plastic surgery plot twist happens once an actor or actress is replaced." uttered Psylocke. |
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Post by President Doom on Nov 2, 2019 10:13:40 GMT -7
"We always were Dear Sister. It is just more obvious now. The problem is between Collector and Grandmaster, they are keeping balance. The big Gods look on and they see enough mix of Order and Chaos to not freak out and stop this. Even the bloody Tribunal looks down and says it is good." Jamie leaned back. "The Gods always watch Banner, but they don't help much. The price of free will. We should be glad it wasn't bloody Champion, otherwise your boy'd be stuck as Hulk, wrestling with the Blood Brothers for life or something equally stupid."
"Besides, it would be more a few false cures, getting captured at least once, rejecting a cure at least once to become the Hulk and save at least one loved one...before the end." A small man in a chauffeur suit whoa Hat Bill Read D.O.A. stepped up. "Ok, are we all ready to roll." He said with an eerie grin.
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