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Post by President Doom on Aug 21, 2019 11:41:20 GMT -7
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS DESERTS WITH YOU XI'AN?" Meanstreak said as he walked funny. "I got sand in places it does not belong."
"Can you shut up for like 5 seconds?" Bloodhawk snarled at him. "Do you think we are happy with this? Cerebra says we are 80 years in the past." He looked over at Xi'an. And he is worried as well."
"I am worried we might cause undue changes...and yet, I fear that is unavoidable." Xi'an said to him. "The one who pulled us here talked to me, said space and time are spilling into this place. It is a legendary being known as an Elder of the Universe. Called the Grandmaster."
"Sounds full of himself." Krystalin said, sitting on a crystlaine chair she made. "What does he want?"
"For us to go forth...and enjoy the game. It seems he just wants us to take action." Xi'an sighed.
"Anything else we should know?" Skullfire asked.
"The Theatre of Pain came with us. Junkpile as well. The President is already here, as is his cabient." Xi'an turned.
"THERE GOES MY SHOCKING BREAK!!!" La Lunaticia looked around. "Nothing to hit but SAND!!"
"Honey, down." Skullfire took his hand. "We got this. Your sisters come, we send them packing."
"We damn well better." Lunaticia calmed herself down, the touch of her lover was soothing. "Wait...80 years...so Xavier and Magneto live?"
"They do." Xi'an said. "And I am not looking forward to that meeting. I worry we might have too much influence." He looked at them. "We let them come to us. We don't go looking. We stay low to the ground and do not get actively...." Xi'an paused as someone warped in.
"Sorry Bro, not on the menu." A large metallic humanoid crossed his arms. "Hi Meat, I'm here with a message from Mojo and Grandmaster...any attempts to hide will be met with...challenges thrown your way." Junkpile said before sidestepping a blast from Skullfire. "Don't kill the shocking messenger Kid. This doesn't get delivered, your little quest for revenge won't matter. Anyway, act or be made to act." He pressed a button. "There, i delivered. Warp me back Spiral."
"YOU AIN'T RUNNING!!!" Skullfire lit up, jumping for him, only to miss as Junkpile warped out. "DAMN!!"
Meanstreak walked over. "Get you Tim. We'll get him next time."
"Thanks Henri and..." Skullfire noticed someone was with him. "So...you came too."
Paul Philip Ravage turned to him. "Shocking right I did. I also got a message. Alchemax lives here."
"By Thor's Hammer..." Tim exclaimed. "No shocking way...these maniacs..."
Cerebra sighed. "We should get going, find shelter."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 21, 2019 11:58:42 GMT -7
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS DESERTS WITH YOU XI'AN?" Meanstreak said as he walked funny. "I got sand in places it does not belong." "Can you shut up for like 5 seconds?" Bloodhawk snarled at him. "Do you think we are happy with this? Cerebra says we are 80 years in the past." He looked over at Xi'an. And he is worried as well." "I am worried we might cause undue changes...and yet, I fear that is unavoidable." Xi'an said to him. "The one who pulled us here talked to me, said space and time are spilling into this place. It is a legendary being known as an Elder of the Universe. Called the Grandmaster." "Sounds full of himself." Krystalin said, sitting on a crystlaine chair she made. "What does he want?" "For us to go forth...and enjoy the game. It seems he just wants us to take action." Xi'an sighed. "Anything else we should know?" Skullfire asked. "The Theatre of Pain came with us. Junkpile as well. The President is already here, as is his cabient." Xi'an turned. "THERE GOES MY SHOCKING BREAK!!!" La Lunaticia looked around. "Nothing to hit but SAND!!" "Honey, down." Skullfire took his hand. "We got this. Your sisters come, we send them packing." "We damn well better." Lunaticia calmed herself down, the touch of her lover was soothing. "Wait...80 years...so Xavier and Magneto live?" "They do." Xi'an said. "And I am not looking forward to that meeting. I worry we might have too much influence." He looked at them. "We let them come to us. We don't go looking. We stay low to the ground and do not get actively...." Xi'an paused as someone warped in. "Sorry Bro, not on the menu." A large metallic humanoid crossed his arms. "Hi Meat, I'm here with a message from Mojo and Grandmaster...any attempts to hide will be met with...challenges thrown your way." Junkpile said before sidestepping a blast from Skullfire. "Don't kill the shocking messenger Kid. This doesn't get delivered, your little quest for revenge won't matter. Anyway, act or be made to act." He pressed a button. "There, i delivered. Warp me back Spiral." "YOU AIN'T RUNNING!!!" Skullfire lit up, jumping for him, only to miss as Junkpile warped out. "DAMN!!" Meanstreak walked over. "Get you Tim. We'll get him next time." "Thanks Henri and..." Skullfire noticed someone was with him. "So...you came too." Paul Philip Ravage turned to him. "Shocking right I did. I also got a message. Alchemax lives here." "By Thor's Hammer..." Tim exclaimed. "No shocking way...these maniacs..." Cerebra sighed. "We should get going, find shelter." A woman with purple hair wearing something that looked similar to Tibetan robes looked at these people walking in the desert. She then turned to the other people with her. Four others were sleeping inside a tent. She woke them up. "We have company..." said Psylocke. A very tall, muscular man with long blonde hair woke up with a grin. "Do we get to battle?" asked Thor with an eager smile as he grabbed his Uru hammer. "Can you stop thinking about fighting, women or beer and not act rashly for a moment?" asked a very thin, lanky man. "Sorry, Blake, but I'm not one to stand idle." said Thor to the lanky man, confirmed to be archaeologist and medic Donald Blake. The two remaining figures looked to the distance. They were a man and a woman. The man was middle-aged. He looked in his early fifties. His brown hair was showing signs of graying. The red-haired woman looked somewhat mysterious, and had a sort of foreign beauty. They were Dr. David Banner and Agent Natasha Romanoff. Banner was hiding here in order to prevent anyone from knowing that he was alive. Thor, Blake, Natasha and Psylocke were the only people who knew who he was, so they went with him to help him. In fact, everyone is now posting flyers on the streets of New York because of Blake's disappearance. But Psylocke, Natasha and Thor are not missed. Psylocke never had that many acquaintances outside of Banner, Natasha worked as an undercover agent, so whoever she met, it was mainly in a professional manner or in another identity, and Thor... well, he's Thor. He loves to fight, give women a good time and drink large cases of beer without stop. "We gotta get out of here." said Banner. "If these people are with any law enforcement division, they could take me in and start asking questions about what I'm doing here when I'm supposed to be dead." |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 21, 2019 17:14:19 GMT -7
"X-Men, we got company." Cerebra paused. "My God, we truly are back in the past." She stared at the people, especially Thor.
"Well Holy crap." Ravage looked at Xi'an. "Guess we gotta go see them. Not everyday you meet God."
"He does not look all that impressive." Bloodhawk said. "Better than Alchemax's joke but..."
"Let's not go there." Meanstreak looked at Xi'an, who stepped forward.
"Greetings. My name is Xi'an Chi Xan. I am not from your timeline. We are X-Men from the future period of 2099. The Grandmaster has sent us here to join his game. We literally just arrived and...we got nothing to our names. Thor, God of Thunder. We know you. You are worshipped by many in out time. We mean you no harm." He removed one glove and revealed a golden hand. "If you have any wounds, this hand can heal them. Please...could you help us?"
"Straightforward. Let's hope they believe us. Wouldn't that be something, even God forsakes us, huh?" La Lunaticia muttered.
"Always glass half empty Luna." Henri sighed.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:23:01 GMT -7
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 21, 2019 17:23:01 GMT -7
"X-Men, we got company." Cerebra paused. "My God, we truly are back in the past." She stared at the people, especially Thor. "Well Holy crap." Ravage looked at Xi'an. "Guess we gotta go see them. Not everyday you meet God." "He does not look all that impressive." Bloodhawk said. "Better than Alchemax's joke but..." "Let's not go there." Meanstreak looked at Xi'an, who stepped forward. "Greetings. My name is Xi'an Chi Xan. I am not from your timeline. We are X-Men from the future period of 2099. The Grandmaster has sent us here to join his game. We literally just arrived and...we got nothing to our names. Thor, God of Thunder. We know you. You are worshipped by many in out time. We mean you no harm." He removed one glove and revealed a golden hand. "If you have any wounds, this hand can heal them. Please...could you help us?" "Straightforward. Let's hope they believe us. Wouldn't that be something, even God forsakes us, huh?" La Lunaticia muttered. "Always glass half empty Luna." Henri sighed. "X-Men, huh? Well, Xavier once wanted to recruit me... I declined." said Psylocke. "Ah, so good to see that even in the future, my deeds are remembered." said Thor. "Yeah, too bad you never learned humility." said Blake. "Why don't you just keep your mouth closed, Blake?" uttered Thor before turning to them. "Of course we can help you, friend Xi'an. Thor's hammer will fight by your side." "Jeez, he got theatrical again." uttered Blake with frustration. "You're telling me." said Black Widow, showcasing a slight Russian accent as she spoke, though not as noticeable due to her reputation as a master of disguise. Banner looked somewhat uneasy. He couldn't let anyone know who he really was, so he kept his distance. |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 21, 2019 17:33:58 GMT -7
Unfortunately David's fear was not only palapble to La Lunaticia, but it was feeding her. "The guy in the back is afraid...heavily afraid. I'm feeding off his fear."
"She can't help that. Kind of a psychic Vampire. Fear makes her stronger." Skullfire stepped up. "She's fine. Don't worry."
"You have nothing to fear. We seem rough around the edges but, we're pretty alright." Krystalin got up. "So...what are you doing out here?"
"Baking." Meanstreak stood there. "Man, Thor...stupid Thordmaned Alchem..." He looked over at Thor. "That....isn't offensive, is it?"
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Aug 21, 2019 17:43:53 GMT -7
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 21, 2019 17:43:53 GMT -7
Unfortunately David's fear was not only palapble to La Lunaticia, but it was feeding her. "The guy in the back is afraid...heavily afraid. I'm feeding off his fear." "She can't help that. Kind of a psychic Vampire. Fear makes her stronger." Skullfire stepped up. "She's fine. Don't worry." "You have nothing to fear. We seem rough around the edges but, we're pretty alright." Krystalin got up. "So...what are you doing out here?" "Baking." Meanstreak stood there. "Man, Thor...stupid Thordmaned Alchem..." He looked over at Thor. "That....isn't offensive, is it?" Thor glared at Meanstreak. "Was that an insult?" said Thor intensely. "Hold it, big fella... I'm sure he was just acting without thinking." uttered Blake as he held Thor back. "We are hiding... you see, all the world thinks that one of us is dead, and we are the only ones who know that is not true, so we have to cover him so no one finds out." said Black Widow. |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 21, 2019 17:49:41 GMT -7
"No, it's like God damn it...only it's name specific." Ravage said to him. "And heck, been there myself. Been said Dead man, so has Xi'an." He looked at him. "You never have anyone ask you to damn something to Musphelheim before Thor?"
"We all here know about the need to hide. Mutantkind still has it rough in our time. Though President Doom was working to change that, and before you freak out...America in our time is overtaken by corrupt business. Doom overthrew that in order to free us. An older, wiser one. Though we understand your reluctance. He hasn't exactly been forthcoming to us." Xi'an told them.
"Wait...if his whole Cabinet is here, that means Somers is here too." Skullfire winced. "Shock me."
"Can we have some good news?" Luna groaned.
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 21, 2019 18:13:58 GMT -7
"No, it's like God damn it...only it's name specific." Ravage said to him. "And heck, been there myself. Been said Dead man, so has Xi'an." He looked at him. "You never have anyone ask you to damn something to Musphelheim before Thor?" "We all here know about the need to hide. Mutantkind still has it rough in our time. Though President Doom was working to change that, and before you freak out...America in our time is overtaken by corrupt business. Doom overthrew that in order to free us. An older, wiser one. Though we understand your reluctance. He hasn't exactly been forthcoming to us." Xi'an told them. "Wait...if his whole Cabinet is here, that means Somers is here too." Skullfire winced. "Shock me." "Can we have some good news?" Luna groaned. "I see... so Doom decided to become president in the future." said Black Widow. "Tell me, is he president of the States, or does he rule all the world?" |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 21, 2019 18:59:21 GMT -7
"States and Latveria, and...from what little I know of the past...he is more just than he once was." Xi'an said as he looked at David. "Can I have your name, Dead Man...as I assume your fear means that is you?"
"Seriously, relax. We just got here. Likely whoever is after you will want us dead before too long." La Lunaticia said, raising her hands to show she meant no harm.
"Especially if it is Alchemax. We'll help beat in their heads." Henri spoke.
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Aug 21, 2019 19:38:07 GMT -7
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 21, 2019 19:38:07 GMT -7
"States and Latveria, and...from what little I know of the past...he is more just than he once was." Xi'an said as he looked at David. "Can I have your name, Dead Man...as I assume your fear means that is you?" "Seriously, relax. We just got here. Likely whoever is after you will want us dead before too long." La Lunaticia said, raising her hands to show she meant no harm. "Especially if it is Alchemax. We'll help beat in their heads." Henri spoke. "Banner... Dr. David Banner. I have been running from town to town for quite a while." said Banner, revealing his identity. |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 21, 2019 21:54:18 GMT -7
"Wow...too bad Eisenhardt isn't here. He'd flip meeting his namesake. We got a Hulk, big lizard looking type." Ravage said. "Holy shit...Thor, Hulk and...repeat you, it sounded familiar." He asked Black Widow.
"And Psylocke...future X-Man." Xi'an said. "I don't have details but you do join at some point."
"Don't see that as a bad thing. Perhaps Xavier chooses to harbor Dr. Banner here?" Cerebra said.
"Shakti, did you read his mind without consent?" Henri asked.
"I am not so blatant, he's radiating thoughts." Cerebra said to Meanstreak.
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Aug 22, 2019 4:19:18 GMT -7
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 22, 2019 4:19:18 GMT -7
"Wow...too bad Eisenhardt isn't here. He'd flip meeting his namesake. We got a Hulk, big lizard looking type." Ravage said. "Holy shit...Thor, Hulk and...repeat you, it sounded familiar." He asked Black Widow. "And Psylocke...future X-Man." Xi'an said. "I don't have details but you do join at some point." "Don't see that as a bad thing. Perhaps Xavier chooses to harbor Dr. Banner here?" Cerebra said. "Shakti, did you read his mind without consent?" Henri asked. "I am not so blatant, he's radiating thoughts." Cerebra said to Meanstreak. "I do? Well, considering all that has been happening lately, I kinda wish I had accepted." said Psylocke. "At least I know I'll be welcome if I ask to become a part of them." "I am Agent Natasha Romanoff. If you haven't heard of me, it's understandable, since I am an undercover operative most of the time." said Black Widow. |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 22, 2019 6:07:45 GMT -7
"Spider...nah, she wuz Red. I saw a red head in an Avenger team pic based Thorite mural." Ravage snapped his fingers.
"Black Widow." Henri spoke up. "Jordan had info from before the big war. I think it tied into the Asgard Project." Meanstreak said, referrinf to his friend turned foe.
"You are welcome with us too." Shakti said. "You both are." She turned. "We should find food and supplies."
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Post by Mama's Boi on Aug 22, 2019 6:41:10 GMT -7
"Spider...nah, she wuz Red. I saw a red head in an Avenger team pic based Thorite mural." Ravage snapped his fingers. "Black Widow." Henri spoke up. "Jordan had info from before the big war. I think it tied into the Asgard Project." Meanstreak said, referrinf to his friend turned foe. "You are welcome with us too." Shakti said. "You both are." She turned. "We should find food and supplies." "You guessed it... I am the Black Widow." said Natasha. "And Asgard Project? What is that? I guess it happens in a few years later if you're from the future." "Thank you, we appreciate that." said Psylocke. "And yes, we should be getting supplies." She then turns to Thor. "Thor, could you please go get some supplies?" said Psylocke seductively as she playfully traced her finger around his chest. Black Widow also joined in. "And if you don't lose your temper, you might get a reward." said Black Widow, also sounding seductive. Thor seemed frustrated. "The things I do for women..." said Thor as he walked out to find supplies. "Lucky thing that without his armor, he seems just like a regular muscle man." said Black Widow. |
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Post by President Doom on Aug 22, 2019 6:59:32 GMT -7
"2099, Alchemax tried to create false Asgardians to sway the public. As we said, Thor is a big religion in our time. Alchemax wanted to sway the world by 'bringing back God'. My friend was turned into the false Loki and then mutated further by his own design into a creature now called Halloween Jack." Henri said. "But our Spider-Man and a few others stopped that with my help."
"How odd, to let himself be played so." The red scaled Bloodwing stared at the display.
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